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Bloody Dirty Sanchez, me and a mate were watching it on DVD yesterday and decided to buy some mouse traps. That wasnt that bad but then, after a few more drinks we decided to have a game of slaps. first 4 were ok, hurt a bit, made our faces red and warm but then he caught me round the ear, since then I've had trouble hearing. If its not better by the time I finish work tonight, think I might pop down to A&E. I shouldnt watch those kinds of programmes, they are a bad influence on me.

So our team are wearing a mixture of BIZZARE, LOUD, HATS. Of course, I'm weraing a Cowbgirl, Glittery Hat on with the Welsh Dragon on.

I've had 100% at the end of each month for my work. And I've now been 'recognised' for it. A nice e:mail has been sent round the office to all our users I have 'won' something, not sure what yet though Really bloody chuffed though that my work seems to be making an impression !

I want some big Georgia O'Keefe canvasses anyone got any idea where u would get them from

Has anyone been to one of these ? I'm booking soon to attend one in Febuary. Really looking forward to it as I hear they are great celebrations !

shagging who at the minute??? any 1 fucking any 1 off here or any 1 doing any fucking in general???

I will be catching the 5:20pm flight to london today as I am working in oxford circus this week. Working night shifts (9:30pm - 5:30am - how harsh!) so wont be about. Fly home thurs night then fly back for tidy on the fri afternoon. So for those who I will see at tidy - CANT FUCKIN WAIT! For those I wont, see you back on the boards in about 2 weeks

Post your fave funny photo of yourself and your fave funny photo of another board member Ill find some when i get home to put up

WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR …

hope you all have nightmares! i'm off to bed now, as i need to get my energy levels back up for the weekend as i'm off to prague with the mrs for the weekend. Its our 1 year anniversary! awww fluffly kittens!

What a bag of shit, a steaming pile of horse shit, a waste of time. DO NOT WATCH IT. Went to see it yesterday andits awful. Actin is terrible, storyline is feeble, special effects are nothing special, there is NOTHING good about it at all.

Well its finally arrived after meetings with police and fire safety, i have teamed up with my good friend and dj (Newtzy) and are going to be putting on a hardtrance/hard house night once a month on a sunday @ the famous Canal Club, (wolverhampton) where we also hold RAW the funk night which has already seen some of the UK-DJs lot get bookings, if there are any djs wanting to send demos then feel free to send them me (cd only), email me or Pm me for my address - the club opening time is 12pm-7pm so its a good all dayer once a month, id really like this night to kick off, if everyone could spread the word if you turn up please come and introduce yourselves to me, …

How was everyones weekend ? Mine was a bit manic and unexpected Had to be in work for 8 this morning, got home from being out all day Saturday / night / Sunday, at 3 this morning In work now, thinking of a good weekend had but a very sore arse at the top of the crack ! Feels like I've done something to it as I can't sit down properly or on that part of the spine. It's SO sore ! :S Wicked weekend though ! Can't flipping wait for SUNDISSENTIAL next month !

Bought The Pacifier on DVD yesterday and watched it with a bottle of white. Not a bad little film, quite funny in parts, but I suppose it's only 'up your street' if you like that sort of film. I thought it was good ! Or maybe that was because Vin Diesel was in it ! Anyone know what other films Vin Diesel has starred in ? I know there are a few action ones but unsure what they're called. Vin Diesel

Is anyone else having trouble getting in? I get to the login screen, type in my password but then it goes tits up from there. "Cannot find server page" Its really fuckin me off now.

go on this is really funny http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1127981788cnm

That me and a few mates were in this really HOT country in some part of the world, trying to escape the Forrest Fires that kept crawling around the Earth in front of our eyes, and then later thousands and thousands of people / children were tring to escape the fires. Woke up this morning, put the TV on, and the first thign I heard was California are fighting massive fires and thousands have been evacuated ! I feel like Nostradamus !

For the last few hours I've got this wierd feeling in my stomach. You know when you got butterflies and you're so excited you lose your appetite ? I have NO IDEA why though ? It's BIZZARE ! :S :S :S :S :S :SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anyone else having a good old giggle today ? Oh I am !

we were sent home from college at the end of our luch break today. Gordon Brown was in to officially open the college as Adam Smith college, and it appears that some idiots thought it was a good idea to throw something at him, so he wanted everybody out basically. lol, so we went home, and here i am

Didn't know that untill just a few moments ago ! I work with some right perverts !

Clubland this week has some of the best lineups we've seen in a long time, so what better way to start off a party hard weekend, but by listening to Clubbed Up radio - from 7pm every Friday night at www.clubbedup.co.uk This week, Nice Guy Danny and Steve Arnold will be taking the bull by its horns and will be giving it a damn good thrashing of the very best in hard dance! The cd of the week gives us great pleasure in announcing that this guy has played for the mighty Dance Valley in Holland. Dj Skelp's is a Scottish based dj (shame I know.haha) who isn’t afraid to travel for a gig. Having battered the walls down at Dance Valley he's gone on to play in London at popu…

im stumped with finding a name for my collage. it has to be a place, and its not to be called utopia before u say anythin daft lol. this is it...

. . a Nurse tomorrow. Yep that's right. Nurse Lewis ready to rub you all up the wrong way.

Wheelman Style Board i reckon i'd kill myself on it but it'd be fun trying to live! its got a 49cc engine! Thats what little mopeds have! hahahaha

Bruce and Jenny are both 12 years old, but they know they’re in love. One day they decide they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand in marriage. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “I want to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.â€� Thinking this was the cutest thing ever, Mr Smith decides to go along with it and asks, “Where will you two live?â€� Without even blinking, Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s room, it’s bigger than mine.â€� Still thinking this is amusing in a cute kind of way, Mr Smith grins and says “OK then, how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to …

Every coupla months I get real bad aching pains in my Hips that seems to cral to the backs of my legs ! It hurts ! Anyone suffer something smiliar and have any tips to cure ?

Seriously, I've only just realised I've been with my current Company 5 months already ! :s Seems like only one or two months ago that I got the job. No only that, I can't believe my sis in law to be in due to drop her bump in 3 months time, when it only feels like 2 months ago she told us the news and I was frantic with excitment. I CAN'T believe it's THREE MONTHS untill CHRISTMAS ! So, in theory, I rekkon the planet is has sped up somewhat, so I'm taking up some Scientific hobbie to come up with the answers. N.B Not that I'm at all complaining, it's pretty exciting that the future is coming at such a fast pace !