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i realise my post has been deleted - is this because of my original post or others' subsequent replies?

*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to ge…

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/waldo.htm yes iv been bored

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up.

soooo annoying, i have to take the day off work (unpaid) because the school has closed................ THERES NOT EVEN 1 CENTEMETRE OF SNOW FOR GODS SAKE

Was sitting here a while ago and got a SERIOUS craving for coco pops. Walked around to the 24hr garage just to buy some. havent had them in years.............THEY ROCK! Just thought I would share (not the coco pops) Anyone else get mad cravings? (pregnant people excluded)

Am tryin to put couple of images onto the jokes forum and it keeps saying i cant.(cant remember exact words but something about tags??) and also trying to put a silly pic in for my avator. im not the most tech person in the world when it comes to things like this, and think maybe ill have to ask Ginge to help me do it when i c him. but could anyone like give us an indicator as to why i cant? (apart from the obvious like being thick etc...) Muchios Gracias!!

has anyone heard of them? They've been around a good while now. But just wondering if anyone knows who they are.

Your avatar isnt very flattering my dear. It looks like one of those really bad 3 colour (red, blue, yellow) paintings you had to do in art at secondary school. In other words - sort it oooooooooot

Police raided the Zanzibar club in chesterfield a week or 2 ago.. the raid was done after closing time, and all glasses and bottles that hadn't been collected or washed were collected in to be tested.. the results of the tests were astounding and disturbing in actual fact.. 40% of all glasses and bottles collected contained traces of Rohypnol.. and that's just in the glasses that hadn't been washed etc.. just imagine what the results would have been if they'd been tested as the night went along!!!! i think this shows that clubbers should be more aware and cautious when out drinking etc in clubs and pubs.. 40% seems a bit far fetched …

I'm new and hope to catch up with you on the dance floor somewhere soon.

Ok, Ive posted about 3 new mixes, and everyone has asked via different methods. Just want to make sure I am getting the right cds to everyone. So can you cut and paste the following information and put your name by the mix(es) you want. LiamStyles live @ "We love saturdays" (funky) LiamStyles live @ The Pod, Dublin (techno, tech-trance) LiamStyles "Smurist" (techy-hard house-ish) thank you

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I heard you are a funny guy. Is this true ? Or do they mean you look funny ?

a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

Cheap Phones

Moo just text me asking for your new mobile number, do you have a new number or is moo just thick!

deffo got one too sell now, he wants 80quid for it, if anyone is interested pm me n ill send ya my mob number, n get it sorted

thats my train ticket booked for next weekend so im defo coming only cost me £20! im so excited

look!!

Laets be nice to Maria day................................So hi there Maria matey hope your days going well

Can u pm it to me pleaseeeeeee....

beans? marmite? butter? jam? spaghetti? cheese? ohhh im hungry....

bonjourno...my name is dan, im new to the site. im 20, live in doncaster and promote a hard house night in doncaster in my spare time and work in sales.

tresh this kid still hasnt sed what hes doing with this ticket. im really sorry, if u wanna try elsewhere then go for it. its his prob if he cant get rid off it. if u have no joy in getting a ticket n he decides too sell, then ill let u know. i am sorry tho did u go too poly in liverpool?

mate on sat before we went out. That note, i think it was a C#

COME TO TIDY!!!!!!!!!!