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QUOTE Why did you join ClubTheWorld ? Seemed like a good idea at the time Are you saying you now regret joining us ?

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Serious question mate: What do chinese people eat for breakfast, as far as my knowledge of Chinese cuisine goes, none of it seems that suitable.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk . a) Innovative Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. . a) Specificity British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants t…

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sorry I aint got round to sending cd yet matey - burnt off a load of copies whilst I was in leics last week and forgot to bring em back to uni with me :-/ Gonna buy some cds today so will try and get sent 2moz!

Dressed his cows up in Max Factor And he got arrested.

Happy birthday

General Matches shall be played over three unequal periods: two playtimes and lunchtime. Each of these periods shall begin shortly after the ringing of a bell, and although a bell is also rung towards the end of these periods, play may continue for up to ten minutes afterwards, depending on the nihilism or "bottle" of the participants with regard to corporal punishment meted out to latecomers back to the classroom. In practice there is a sliding scale of nihilism, from those who hasten to stand in line as soon as the bell rings, known as "poofs", through those who will hang on until the time they estimate it takes the teachers to down the last of…

Where is Lisa ?

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i realise my post has been deleted - is this because of my original post or others' subsequent replies?

*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to ge…

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/waldo.htm yes iv been bored

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!…

soooo annoying, i have to take the day off work (unpaid) because the school has closed................ THERES NOT EVEN 1 CENTEMETRE OF SNOW FOR GODS SAKE

Was sitting here a while ago and got a SERIOUS craving for coco pops. Walked around to the 24hr garage just to buy some. havent had them in years.............THEY ROCK! Just thought I would share (not the coco pops) Anyone else get mad cravings? (pregnant people excluded)

Am tryin to put couple of images onto the jokes forum and it keeps saying i cant.(cant remember exact words but something about tags??) and also trying to put a silly pic in for my avator. im not the most tech person in the world when it comes to things like this, and think maybe ill have to ask Ginge to help me do it when i c him. but could anyone like give us an indicator as to why i cant? (apart from the obvious like being thick etc...) Muchios Gracias!!

has anyone heard of them? They've been around a good while now. But just wondering if anyone knows who they are.

Your avatar isnt very flattering my dear. It looks like one of those really bad 3 colour (red, blue, yellow) paintings you had to do in art at secondary school. In other words - sort it oooooooooot

Police raided the Zanzibar club in chesterfield a week or 2 ago.. the raid was done after closing time, and all glasses and bottles that hadn't been collected or washed were collected in to be tested.. the results of the tests were astounding and disturbing in actual fact.. 40% of all glasses and bottles collected contained traces of Rohypnol.. and that's just in the glasses that hadn't been washed etc.. just imagine what the results would have been if they'd been tested as the night went along!!!! i think this shows that clubbers should be more aware and cautious when out drinking etc in clubs and pubs.. 40% seems a bit far fetched …

I'm new and hope to catch up with you on the dance floor somewhere soon.

Well today for no reason, it is the classic, ant and deck lets get ready to rumble, although its bad, im thankfull its not peter fucking ondray again neway, what chune are u witterin today?

Ok, Ive posted about 3 new mixes, and everyone has asked via different methods. Just want to make sure I am getting the right cds to everyone. So can you cut and paste the following information and put your name by the mix(es) you want. LiamStyles live @ "We love saturdays" (funky) LiamStyles live @ The Pod, Dublin (techno, tech-trance) LiamStyles "Smurist" (techy-hard house-ish) thank you

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I heard you are a funny guy. Is this true ? Or do they mean you look funny ?

a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

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