General Discussion

I'll start...East 17 Bear in mind this was over a decade ago though

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any chance of bringin me copies of the cds youve done that i missed getting? ill be bringin a few down with me coz ive been slacking so ill swap ya

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there's a rude variety of music out there.

oi mate u should come to wildchild vs frantic.... then twist cos sterling moss is playing at twist

i got an e-mail from her the other day (nothing bad). i'm sure shes from ctw, but i cant remember what her ctw name is

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, “HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOWâ€� HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; “FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!â€� THE WIFE ASKS, “WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.â€� TO WHICH HE REPLIED, “FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.â€� FINE, SHE SAYS, “THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?â€� …

LATERS !!!

First off... the street lamps dont work!!! Secondly.... the dog shit!!! Combine em both.....ewwwwww The moral is...... dont go out after dark cos ya dont know where youre stepping and what ya bringing home

its been yonks since i've spoke to you!! how are you my pint sized wife? are you staying faithful

.. well ive been a member in the past so i guess its hi again really! anyone at Polysexual vs Lashed on sat? Nick

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are they any good?

Im new just wanted to say hi to everyone

babes text me tonight and let me know if your doing tw and wildchild! thanks for your text on friday - made me chortle missing u luv u stomping for u errr buming u p.s - i gave ben one for you xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx

How did it go?

Dunno why but i haven't been on for a few days!.... have i missed much?

scottish muppet eh.

Who wants to be an acrobat when your in a jungle?? Thanks guys (and si, and heather and callums mum and dad) for a wicked weekend!! quality!!x

wanna fone me or summit? if not b online tomorrow evenin

well, theres no new replies, so im off to the pratanical gardens or whatever its called to draw and eat my sandwiche, and yes im gona look sooooo friging classy in my truckers cap and pikey gloves drawing in a giant greenhouse. Saffe ciao

they did a special appearance in the club i was in last night. Didn't play or nething, just came onto the balcony and were disguised in monkey outfits (the night is called saucy monkey and theres always people in mokey outfits) they then proceeded to spray the crowd with beer to which me and my m8s just did the tosser sign to them What complete twats

Beastman vs Skeletor mp3 this is funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!! u can find it on soulseek, its from the makers of jackass

Who's this Jack-the-biscuit then? Sounds like you had fun anyway, while I was stuck in an 80s night in Swindon ( ) Glad for ya hon. Who's the very good source you mentioned before? Come on, tell me or I'll bug ya til you do!!! And Storm's on Friday, so if you go on Sat you won't see me cos I won't be there!! xxxx

babes please can you mail me that pic of me and my future husband mr haslam?? thankyouplease mwahxxxxxxxx

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction. "£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply. "Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist. "Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic", said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and…

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! Â He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Â "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. Â The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." Â She said, "Aye and I was …

She was D I S C O! What a laugh on Sunday morn! Because I wasn't bolloxed what-so-ever!

open with a picture of some topless blonde looking back at me. I wonder what my housemate was up to this morning before he went to work.