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Bloody lovely after a mass amount of alcohol ! Cant beat it !

These are NOT nice at all.

but dying for a piss. Something profoundly wrong with that I feel.

woke up at 7:50 today shocking i know considering im a student! Neway my dream was weird, i was in a big bro style building, then these army people came in to kill us all, but i shot everyone with some gun i had but there was the top army guy left, but i had run out of bullets. Then i snapped my arm and pulled out a bone, put it in the gun and shot him. So what does this mean neway have a good day everyone, i have a fruitfull 4 hours ahead of me, because i had to come in early to finish a piece of work, so no one else on my course is here yet.

You remember saturday night. rinsed off about 16 of them iain only bought it a few hours earlier We started singing East 17, Peter fucking Ondray, Take that n Queen, and probable more boy bands. i was so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. sunday was good to, was so safe of cath to order 4 pizza's

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-97.htm yes im bored.

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my posts keep doing a runner ill post summet go back and pooof its gone is it just me am i like invisable

This is just TOO BIG.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that s…

no not that one u dirty bugger.

Please come along ? My mum is treating me that weekend and I want you to be at wildchild. If you are not going then I will be so so sad

Please!!!

That the day after Wildchild is Mother's Day??! A visit to an afterclub then the return drive to the midlands really doesn't seem that appealing knowing that a messy visit to ma mere would be required afterwards...

i'm sitting in my carboard box with crayon drawing for fuel etc when i grow up i wanna be a starship trooper

Nos da cariad!

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I'm just a widdle bit space cadetty at the moment.... cant really focus on anything. Probably a bad thing. And for some reason have it in my head that everyone is watching me!!!! Not good, considering that I have a meeting with a client at 11am. What to do what to do?!? And I know that I am talking really slowy to... you know when everything feels like it takes forever to get out. That's what I'm talking bout. And have this uncontrolable urge to call all my friends back in oz. Already called me bestest (I think she could tell). hehehehe

why are week nights so boring i can never find anything to do than sit at home and watch the soaps

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Thanks for saturday night/sunday morning. It was great.

just been on the tidy site and found out that Oliver Klitzing is playin TW5. probably means nothing to most of you but hes one of my favourite producers and runs one of the best labels around (well for me anyway) C H U F F E D !

Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state they find themselves desperate for a wee. At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away. The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, but then she notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with thick soft ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides an…

after being really good where food is concerned in the past few weeks, i blew it all by having a macdonalds for breakfast temptation got the better of me needed to be punished and feel the pain................so i had my nose pierced to even the pleasure and pain out.......im sure the pain is lasting longer though didnt even enjoy the macdonalds either

you two decided if you're gonan make it up for this friday then?

For the last 2 weeks I've been thinking about going to my fave local club but couldnt be arsed coz its usually the same old people there. But for the last 2 weeks it seems to be a meeting ground for some of you lot. ...to name but a few. Will any of you lot be there this friday? Be good to see you lot again.

Trying to learn something but can't concentrate coz my dad has the TV on LOUD and the TV is right where I am sitting. Life would be so much easier if people didn't go slighty deaf untill they were 80+ ! :@

Whats the plan for saturday? How messy are you gonna be with meeting the parents the day after? :rofl:

Your a cockney cuuunt xxxx