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Who wants to be an acrobat when your in a jungle?? Thanks guys (and si, and heather and callums mum and dad) for a wicked weekend!! quality!!x

wanna fone me or summit? if not b online tomorrow evenin

well, theres no new replies, so im off to the pratanical gardens or whatever its called to draw and eat my sandwiche, and yes im gona look sooooo friging classy in my truckers cap and pikey gloves drawing in a giant greenhouse. Saffe ciao

they did a special appearance in the club i was in last night. Didn't play or nething, just came onto the balcony and were disguised in monkey outfits (the night is called saucy monkey and theres always people in mokey outfits) they then proceeded to spray the crowd with beer to which me and my m8s just did the tosser sign to them What complete twats

Beastman vs Skeletor mp3 this is funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!! u can find it on soulseek, its from the makers of jackass

Who's this Jack-the-biscuit then? Sounds like you had fun anyway, while I was stuck in an 80s night in Swindon ( ) Glad for ya hon. Who's the very good source you mentioned before? Come on, tell me or I'll bug ya til you do!!! And Storm's on Friday, so if you go on Sat you won't see me cos I won't be there!! xxxx

babes please can you mail me that pic of me and my future husband mr haslam?? thankyouplease mwahxxxxxxxx

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction. "£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply. "Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist. "Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic", said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and…

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! Â He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Â "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. Â The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." Â She said, "Aye and I was …

She was D I S C O! What a laugh on Sunday morn! Because I wasn't bolloxed what-so-ever!

open with a picture of some topless blonde looking back at me. I wonder what my housemate was up to this morning before he went to work.

Bloody lovely after a mass amount of alcohol ! Cant beat it !

These are NOT nice at all.

but dying for a piss. Something profoundly wrong with that I feel.

woke up at 7:50 today shocking i know considering im a student! Neway my dream was weird, i was in a big bro style building, then these army people came in to kill us all, but i shot everyone with some gun i had but there was the top army guy left, but i had run out of bullets. Then i snapped my arm and pulled out a bone, put it in the gun and shot him. So what does this mean neway have a good day everyone, i have a fruitfull 4 hours ahead of me, because i had to come in early to finish a piece of work, so no one else on my course is here yet.

You remember saturday night. rinsed off about 16 of them iain only bought it a few hours earlier We started singing East 17, Peter fucking Ondray, Take that n Queen, and probable more boy bands. i was so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. sunday was good to, was so safe of cath to order 4 pizza's

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-97.htm yes im bored.

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my posts keep doing a runner ill post summet go back and pooof its gone is it just me am i like invisable

This is just TOO BIG.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that s…

no not that one u dirty bugger.

Please come along ? My mum is treating me that weekend and I want you to be at wildchild. If you are not going then I will be so so sad

Please!!!

That the day after Wildchild is Mother's Day??! A visit to an afterclub then the return drive to the midlands really doesn't seem that appealing knowing that a messy visit to ma mere would be required afterwards...

i'm sitting in my carboard box with crayon drawing for fuel etc when i grow up i wanna be a starship trooper

Nos da cariad!

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I'm just a widdle bit space cadetty at the moment.... cant really focus on anything. Probably a bad thing. And for some reason have it in my head that everyone is watching me!!!! Not good, considering that I have a meeting with a client at 11am. What to do what to do?!? And I know that I am talking really slowy to... you know when everything feels like it takes forever to get out. That's what I'm talking bout. And have this uncontrolable urge to call all my friends back in oz. Already called me bestest (I think she could tell). hehehehe