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>> Two high school sweethearts who went out together >for four years >> > in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed >losing their >virginity >to >> > each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, >they wanted both >> > to go to the same college but, the girl was >accepted to a college >on >the >> > East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the >West Coast. They >> > agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend >anytime they could >> > together. >> > >> > As time went on, the guy would call the girl and >she would…

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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy said, " Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry, just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamison Whisky. Shamus said, "Now you've lost it!! Do you know the trouble we'll be in? We haven't got any money !!" Murphy replied with a smile, …

did anyone save the advatar pix cos i miss my boo one and want it back i was so gutted i hadnt saved it and cant get it back again for any site and i so thought that was great is captain jack still here as he did it for me or did anyone have it saved???

hey hey Im Dawn and Im a total angel

Hey hun. Did u make it to Nation last nite? Mine and Iain's plans went awry and never got there. Have u managed to find anything about the TW ticket?

well, last night wuz messed u proper!!! started drinking bout 5pm, then i had an arguement with my boyfriend over me taking pills last weekend. we kissed and made up and decided to go out to the local s hit hole of a club quayhole kates. i was totally pissed out my nut and got kicked out me and my boyfriend had proper big arguement and he pushed me over and left me i cracked my head open and it wuz pouring wit blood i was unconsious and got rushed to hospital, then i discharged myself at 6 o clock this morning cuz there was no way i was gunn spend the night in there!! i rang my boyfriend up today and told him what happend cuz he di…

i hate being skint!

hiya *waves* your very 1st fao

and im here to set the record straight! lmao!!

my head aches

i got a thing for them at the moment, its gota be salt and vinegar though

I WANT ONE

national kissing day 2morow apprently so rember to get snogging and use protection

this week has gone soo quick i have a pleasent weekend ahead of me, today............... im going in work to hand my notice in, (im happy cus i need to get out of that place, but sad because of the circumstances in which i have to quit and im gonna be skint ) tomorrow.............will be doing my last shift (thats if i havent aready been told to "fuck off now if your quitting" what about you lovely lot have a good one whatever you decide to do

... but saw this and thought of you Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

..for getting flashed by a speed camera ?

I am assuming it was you who I replied in the text earlier ? Dashed in and out of MSN at the time to see who was online - got our box up when i signed out !

Good to see that you're still alive, unless your one of Ed's clones...

and got a bit was ment to be a quiet night in conserving energy for the weekend (like fuck it was, we strolled through the door after 6 this morning..ha ha) gotta leave for tasty in a few hours and then onto Twist, then work on monday hope i can make it through out the duration or i'll be most pissed off if i miss Twist (no chance of that really is there )

I almost cried when the priest poured the "blessed" water over her head Im godmother now and she will always be a priority of mine ! (aswell as my nephew of course). Anyway - I might pop the pics up tomorrow when I upload them ! Today has been the happiest in a while !

...but drinking like a fish all day today from 2pm ! And im still standing *Elton John's it*

whats new swinging on the vines of jungleisum?

As a new one to this site i just thought id say hi Feel free to visit my website @ www.Barrington2K.com

forgot what i was going to say

alrite boy! your signature is quality mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My work mate told me about a shop in Slough that has now started selling shrooms, and they're so cheap! Went & bought 50grams for £15 last w/e & fuck me they were strong!! Anyone else ever heard about Mexican shrooms being sold for so cheap?

is it possible to include the pm message in the e-mail as i cant log into ctw at work (long story, but basically i have to watch my back now), but i can check my mail and it really bugs me to know i've got a pm but cant read it