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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn'…

The sky this morning was teh r0x ! Left the house at 6:15 this morning and it was still dark, then gradualy the top layer of the sky started to seep through and it was STUNNING It was like Fire in the sky. All pink and then the grey clouds over lapping the pink made it look even more stunning. I tried taking a few pics but the reflection on the Train Windows didn't want to play and wasn't having any of it. I'm going to go camping at some point and I'm going to love the sky in the morning because the Winter sky is 100 times BETTER than the Summer sky. Damn I love winter (and a bit of pink in the morning ).

i watched this show/documentary called The Hip Hop Years. its FaNtAsTiC!!!! did anyone else see it?! last night it was the very beggining of the genre before they even knew what it was called and when rapping was called MCing and the very start of DJing with 2 turntables and sampling and scratching and it was absolutely fantastic and uplifting i loved it!

And is stuck in the windows "classics" setting. Any chance someone could find the Windows XP file and send it over?... Failing that, advise of what to do. If you please.

if this is your new favourite word, please put your hand up

Who here has one and which one do you have ? I'm getting one for my car but I don't know which is best. My dad had a good one but it got pinched I know they are expensive but money is no object and I'm looking for the best one, so any of you have any personal suggestions it is veru much appreciated !

Anyone stayed here ? Any good ? Is it nice, well worth the money ?

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1st oct. so i MIGHT come! whey how smart wod that be but em i need to find my way there and back seems the trains are a bit fecked up. it would take me about 6 hours to get to either liverpool or manchester (which is weird cos it took me 5hrs to get to london ) and then get a wee public train or whatever from there to prestatyn which takes an hour n a half from either station. my querie, is there a different route that would take less time, is cheap, and wouldnt involve flying? (cos its expensive, i looked)

i was searching google looking for local news papers online of loughton and came up with this link as first link http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/he...ve_loughton.php scared the crap out of me now as its my town

which is nice.

Doesn't it make you want to puke your intestines out ? Or maybe it's down to old age ? OAPs and they don't even know it (they forget ) !

Still got the ticket mate. Give me a ring on 07973 789981 and we'll sort it out. Cheers, Jim

A1 grand prix tomorrow, going with a friend if anyones into it tis 35 squiddies. something new, like clickin' driving there pretty early'ish (trying to get there for 10am latest) so if anyone wants a lift. woo.

Fit as fook? ...or maybe not.

wats missing from this forum, nob jockeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

about what you thinks gotten into Dom recently He's like a dog on heat, hes all frisky

im the new boy! pleeese dont steal my dinner money!!

October 1st British UFO Hunter's International Sky Watch The British UFO hunters are holding there first International UFO sky watch. This will be held on Saturday the 1st of October late evening, through to the early hours. Sunday morning. The British UFO hunters have several coordinators through out the UK, but anyone can take part in the sky watch. The sky watch You do not have to leave you h

This is the latest on his new found speech . . . Charlie : Maria ?. . . . . Maria !? Me : What ? Charlie : Alright ?

The Sniff Test

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I'v…

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID T…

shots of my recent visit to Alton Towers with friends and youth from the church between here and Dundee. Good pixies! have a look Alton Towers shots

Apparantly wont fecking charge - GREAT ! It better had ! Off home. Ta ta peeps.