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think he has been addin a few of us 2 his msn!!! me jilly and lou been added

well, its hailing but its slowly turning into snow nice 1 bruvva

Cake or cheese ?

Dont enjoy yourself to much another night of slave labour at the shittiest pub in leicester (& probably England) wont be long until i find my life and be doing the twat dance with you all if you cant be good be carefull

Perhaps a little background info is in order here...I spend *far* too much time in work fannying around on the web (Woo!) and as a result of this tend to come across lots of little oddities that keep me amused...last year I had myself ordained as a reverend in my own church (took less than 2 minutes!) and i'm legally entitled to perform weddings, baptisms, christenings etc (great fun down the pub...i'm not a big stickler for ceremony so impromptu pissed marriages between friends are commonplace...yay!)...and i've just got the papers through for my latest pointless little endeavour...becoming a lord (mmmmmm elitist!)...no reason really, I just fancied the idea of being a l…

for a new sofa, n they cant get it in the door

boris looks odd w/o his moustache

I'll pay English pounds for it.

So then, just a general musing really... Are you one of those irritating people who's always chirpy and cheery in the mornings, ready to greet each day with vim, vigour, vitality and...er...another nice word beginning with a v? Or are you like me...able to sleep through 7 different alarms (some of which sound like air raid sirens apparently...I think my housemates may be exaggerating slightly) *and* phonecalls from my parents EVERY morning...eventually surfacing from a comatose slumber just enough to perform basic functions like standing, shuffling (zombie style!), and occasionally murmuring foul tempered abuse at irritating people who are greeting the day with …

trying to set up a paypal account and it's saying that my card details are being used on another paypal account. I can't figure out how to contact anyone at paypal........can anyone help??

Give yourself 5 minutes of entertainment: http://www.jabberwacky.com it's basically a learning computer that you can have a conversation with...it's quite fun...I ended up having a heated argument with it over the location of Cambridge, then it told me that I was the UK!?!?!, I disagreed, we argued further, then it said I was 'highly strung'...bastard!

i'm gonna get off my lazy arse and see if i can play out a couple of gigs, so i've done a new mix cd (a proper DJ demo this time) which will feature alot of tracks thats been on my old cds and a fair few new tracks. was wondering if you wouldnt mind giving me your verdict on it as to if its ne good (need an unbiased view and i trust you 2 to give me constructive technical critasizum) could you pm me your address plz

Hi... so cum on then.... who if any of you off here are couples then and who of u are single?!? BTW im open to offers from ne nice laydees!!! Simular post to this on the SS website made me laugh so i thought i'd try it here!!!

I canne fucking wait man! Bring it on!

please can some1 pm me your addy i have a gift for cherry!

http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=e7663e3b0...ge=1&setid=2859 heres the link to my pix from Valentines Ball a couple of wks back

finally found out if you get left handed braillie, i emailed them with: dear sir/madam can you please inform me if you stock left handed braillie?? many thanks miss jilly martin. and replyed: Unfortunately not. Good luck in your search. Davey Hulse, CEO Braille Plus, Inc. GUTTED.

please pm me your addy i have a gift for you!

Woo hoooooooooo

how was nandos???

Found this on another board. I recognise a fair few people from reading these, including myself in some. 1. THE MODERATOR The moderator will tell everyone that they own the board, whether they do or not. It’s the Internet equivalent of an old man in a sports car; “come back to my place baby and I’ll show you my message boardâ€�. The moderator’s always on a power trip and constantly looking for any excuse to exercise their authority, just to let everyone know who’s boss (as if people care)! Of course, the power never goes to their head, oh no, just like that other bloke, what was his name? Adolf something? 2. THE NEWBIE Everyone begins th…

all you will need is........... a balloon some pva glue or flour and water mixed! lots of newspaper some scellotape a sharp pair of scissors (adults may need 2 help) you will use all this to make................ a huge mess or a ickle prezzie 4 sir liam styles

I did sign up before but never came on much... and probably nothing has changed lol just kidding i will probly be on here when bored at college (ie. when i should be doing work, like now) ANYWAY>>> Hi to everyone

Hello chick!! Babyred is arranging dancing auditions for us for Smile, iif we get it its paid dancing work!! Can you email her about it?? She has tried to email you but it bounced Luv u babe xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Customs have warned the Chinese Community to be wary of importing cooking utensils from China as drug smugglers are often using them to smuggle ecstasy. Police are asking the public to contact them if they see any Ewoks.

Well poly is going to be turning out on a saturday from next month, how many of you reckon this will finally kill of the red & yellow peeps? I for one will be sad to see it happen but cant't deny its looking more & more likely as the days go by!

kfc zinger, 4 choc donuts, pecan cakes, pringles, tesco's triple choc carte dor

you all missing me?? not been properly posting on ere for fooking days!! im working all the hours that god sends the now..9.30-6 in me new job and 6-12 at the bar... BUT i will see u all at sunnys on sunday..cant wait...soooo excited, seeing all u lot again and will be hanging off the arm of my gorgeous new bloke...i cant stop smiling!! Work is amazing aswell...BA BA BA BA BAAAAA IM' LOVIN' IT. Any goss?? how are you all this is sounding like a postcard p.s. weather is lovely and im very tanned xxxxxx

just rubbed my hands on a cloth that someone had washed with bleach a few mins earlier....

cramp and pins and needles in my leg!!!!!