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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I'v…

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID T…

shots of my recent visit to Alton Towers with friends and youth from the church between here and Dundee. Good pixies! have a look Alton Towers shots

Apparantly wont fecking charge - GREAT ! It better had ! Off home. Ta ta peeps.

I've not even past my test yet I've just got home after being out the weekend with my dad flashing a parking ticket with a smug grin on his face when I walked through the door. We've just had a new Stadium built down here and their was a mach down here on Saturday, which means, out come the Traffic Wardens ! My area has recently become a Residents Only area, obviously Permits only. Both parents have Permits, I don't even have the documentation for my car yet (let along a lisence ) ! £30 ! My mum has written a well good letter though explaining the permit and the new car purchase with no Permit etc, so I think I have a good chance of them reconsidering…

i'm going for a contact lense trial on saturday and i'm REALLY SCARED i'm a bit squeamish about eyes anyway, but the optician told me last week that i need to wear glasses all the time and i'm far too vain for that, so i'm gonna be brave and give it a go does anyone wear them? any advice? what type is best? and can they get stuck in your eye? more worrried that i'll get them in, but i won't be able to get them out again. HELP!!

WOWZERS - what a buzz. Confident as ever, FINALLY got the 'nack' on doing reversing around corners, drove about for a bit, used all the gears which seem stiff as fook (well, 1st and 2nd), clutch is stiff(ish) and makes me leg shake when I'm using it for reversing, nad one slight tap in the Accelorator makes it rev like a beast Very, very nice drive though. So smooth on the road, pretty nippy and an all round sorted little car. It looks tops parked outside me house ! My mum said I was very good on the road too, albeit she was quite nervous when I first sat behind the wheel Driving has become me new found addiction. It's better than sex

who wants 2 guestlist places???? Then tune into clubbed up radio - tonight from 7pm at www.clubbedup.co.uk!!!

Okies, so I'm considering contact lenses. Ideally I'd love laser treatment, but it's going to be years before I can afford that... I'm looking at the extended wear contact lenses - wear them for 30 days and nights, change them and replace them... Then I found out I can order them cheaper online. I still need to go for the contact lense examination to get my prescription as my last contact lense prescription is from 2001, but then ordering is dirt cheap. Take a look at: http://www.tescoopticians.com/range.aspx To find out which ones your normal opticians are really supplying (they're just re-packaged for your own optician)... Then take a look at th…

Get ya tanned ass down for this on Saturday I need to hear all about your holiday

You know that your head booker has to check u in and everything, what happens if the head booker sells their ticket and doesnt go? anyone got any ideas?

did u manage 2 get hold of that cd in the end

Tune into clubbed up at 7pm to win tickets for timeless next weekend!!! heres the info - After a summer of music, partying and completely loosing the plot...Clubbed Up once again hit the airwaves like a bullet from farley's gun! Now broadcasting from our brand spanking new £100,000 studio, one that is a replica of the one used by Radio one (Note to self - please don’t break anything!) From Friday night at 7pm, we'll be bringing you the very best in hard dance music from our special guest DJ’s Kernzy And Klemenza. These guys are really doing the business in the clubs up and down the country having featured at some of the biggest events include the tidy 10th b…

are u intending to go back for Stu n Emmas wedding party on the saturday still?

It's a right nightmare IN THE WORKPLACE

Some corkers there

Another week that's gone by in the blink of an eye (I'm loveing that fact ! ). No more getting up at 5am for the next 2 days ! Resuming normal Schedule as from Monday, though :sleep: . Still, it's all going pay of in some way, shape or form ! HAPPY FRIDAY INNIT !

Saw this and thought of you Doobs ! http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

Hows my team getting on or can have the link so i can check lease

I know I've posted these 100s of times before but this new site has them ALL!!!! Main Link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml My Faiv Arnie one: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/arnold1.mp3

Absolute CLASSIC - well worth the QuickTime install ... >>> He Man does 4-non-blondes

x 8372467823648726487684 = 99pper litre of petrol once again.

Hey punks Now this is me being cheeky - first post and i'm out there asking already but I thought who would be more equipped to help me than you guys. I'm bringing the wife to London town next weekend and want to do something really special. We've been to most of the big clubs before and always have a great time - but I'd love to do that little bit extra particularly as she may well be getting a special question asked at midnight My plan is to try to get into VIP somewhere - where is the problem. Any ideas where I might start? My current plan is entering lots of competitions! So if you see any let me know :-) Take care James x

some of the cars on this page by the way! carz

whats the differance between oral & anal sex ? oral makes your day anal makes your hole weak

Angry alien LOL !

thanx for this weekend babe. and sorry it didnt turn out just the way it was planned, shay now wont go sleep he is still up watching dvds and i want to nick the dvd player off him to watch mean girls lol thank amy for taking us up hospital and home today again for me and see you both soon il come see you both before sunnis if i can ok ifnot see u both there

a lad on msn with addy ahotmale2005@hotmail.com has added me to msn saying he was a guest on here and saw my profile sayiung he is off gunjee.net or some website and asking me to model in my undies or bikini and be a gunjee babe of month jus so u know gals