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Are you looking forward to me makign a mess at your house next week ? Be aware that James eats liek a pig and needs flannels and bibs FACT !

you wake up with a proper Yam on and you realise there is a drink right next to you. result sir

That's who I am sending a letter out to at the moment

Something about Miriam??? It looks like it could get to be quite funny!! Poor ususpecting british male idiots, thinking they are in for a chance of a leg over with a her & it's really a him!!

just to confuse me even more

or quiet and restfull like mine? i didnt even make it into work last night cus i couldnt be arsed......im regretting it all ready.....im now skint ........bugger bugger bugger, its my own lazy fault though

I have laughed so much this morning it's getting out of hand

the milk turns lumpy in your first cuppa of the day

sad topic eh!!lol... well where would you go?? paris, blackpool tower?? think i would want to go to bar m in ibiza..when the suns going down..at my wee table with a passoa (mmm..fav drink) and staring into his eyes, having amazing conversation and lots going round about me.... mmmm or if it was in the uk, id want to be taken out for a lovely walk...feed the ducks(quack), have a picnic then back to a lovely studio flat in london (where theres an actual big studio) produce a tune...and get nice and fooked and drink lots of champers... then onto his jacuzzi...then bed... but tbh, id settle for pizza hut..a walk to the taxi rank and onto twi…

Just wanted to say good luck for your new job tomorrow!! xxxxx xxxxx

we are the only 2 above 1000 posts. let me be the first to congratulate you

its mighty quiet

bushy just posted it its us three on our way to our new jobs!!! I want a briefcase id keep my karim cds, cd player, nice biscuits, sweeties and my phone and diary in it... my mum said - you better take your diary along with you as you need to plan your day out if its a 'proper' job..i laughed..then when i got into the office i noticed that i will have desktop diary... stationary turns me on... i love pens and fancy notebooks... (im sad ) yaaaaaaaay xxxxxxxxxx

And now for something completely different is a movie but i don't count it as one as its literally their best sketches from series 1 & 2 of the Flying Circus remade not as well. So which is the best Oh and does 'Life of Brian' offend any1

get your sledge out again luu

why is it that when you're drunk common sense just goes out the window?! i got plastered last night & succeeded in pi$$in off someone who's really important to me they won't even let me apologise, so i think that's one good friendship over! does anyone else act like a tw@t when they're drunk? (can't just be me, surely!) just in case they read this... I'm sorry! really sorry. xx

From me. Tony - as much as you smell of shit and talk to yourself in Public, I still wish you a happy birthday and we will share a pint the next time I see you, is that ok ? Claire DC - Not spoke to you in a while - hope you do have a wonderfull day though, and will have to catch up at somepoint and get your arse down here for a boogey ! And that's a rap ! LL Cool J styleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

when they get a PM on ctw, or am i jsut special

please do tell??

Are you still coming up to mine matey? We aint doing hendre hall now, as its beats and breaks, so we are going to Time in Bangor for Elevates 5th Birthday, look in this weeks events to see line up matey! Let me know you great big homosexual camel shagger

(well obviously its on a tuesday ) how do you eat yours? mines with golden syrup and lemon

iv just sat through songs of praise without realiseing........looked through the TV mag to see what else was on and that was the best of a bad lot think there should be something better on as no-one really goes out/works on a sunday

well, my fuck buddy came to see me (sorry harsh words) n as soon as i saw her i realised i had no fealings atall for her, then over the weekend little things she did jus irated me more when it came to sat night i didnt even want sex, so i jus doodled in my sketchbook and let her go to sleep on the bed, i then kipt on the floor, to be woken up at 6 being asked wtf are you doing. Neway i explained things and weve both agreed not to hold a grudge. Then she left for home at 7.30. all in all i got a free lasagnuer, and i found out i do have princiaples. i.e. i wont shag someone who i have no fealings for inless there a drunken one nighter

Using User CP? when you look at the whos online list it sometimes says it

you know when u get in from clubbing, and all your mates have gone home, but u still wanna talk? thats me now, where is u all

i had one last week, (the first time in ages) and now im craveing it again. iv just had chips and garlic mayonaise.......not quite the same

> The following questions and genuine answers that were collated from > last year's GCSE exams. > > Geography > > Q: Name the four seasons. > > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > > Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > drink. > > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > > Q: How is dew formed? > > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? > > A: Th…

nice one