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i had one last week, (the first time in ages) and now im craveing it again. iv just had chips and garlic mayonaise.......not quite the same

> The following questions and genuine answers that were collated from > last year's GCSE exams. > > Geography > > Q: Name the four seasons. > > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > > Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > drink. > > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > > Q: How is dew formed? > > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? > > A: Th…

nice one

quite good u know

I thought it was monday today was just about to get ready to go into town but the shops i want to go to will prob be shut crap and the worst bit is that i knew it was sat nite last nite but thought it was monday when i woke up today

I hate working saturdays

theres a 2 hour marathon of si-fi starting soon

Pingu bashing

dunno wat it is been feelin really shit and down lately. I really cant wait for Hard House Academy....... I really need it!

ive started a new mailing list for this year. if you have got a cd off me in the last 3 weeks you are on my new mailing list. if you haven't recieved one but would like one please pm me you address and ill get one off in the next week or so. im a bit more organised than i used to be. even if i have posted cds to you in the past i still need you to resend your address. unless as i stated above you have got one in the last 3 weeks as you are probably i aware its trance that i play so please dont order one if you are not likely to listen to it (its a waste of my time and money) if you are quite happy to download mp3s and play them and burn them yourse…

lol

I have popped your names on the paying guestlist for Atomic Energy & had confirmation, so here's to a wicked night eh guys!!!

mines has to be Nick Warren Amsterdam or Sasha - Ibiza just listen to nick warren just now, the guy is a god.. wish i still went to prog nights..really miss it.. used to go to a prog night every week back home...not very good atomosphere but wicked tunes. Wont be getting no up-to-date prog mixes anymore either cause me ex is in france now... does anyone else on here fancy going to prog/techy prog nights with me?? xxxxxxx

wondering if i have ne E's I've never taken ne let alone deal them. WTF??????????? I blame the tidy flyers in my window

it's like GCSE music. Embarassing. I feel I should have been warned.

i think we need to cheer jimmy up... i was just thinking about all the quality nights out ive had with jimmy and the guy truely is a legend... youve not been at a fucked afterparty until jimmy has been at one with u!! hun i miss you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

...about making a porn film ...the title will be PORN-OCHIO. Its a story about a wooden female puppet and whenever she lies, her clit get bigger. Dont know who to use as the main star though.

watching fear & loathing....half of everything u say is starting to make sense

Ive just been called and its more than likely that im dancing for sundissential next sunday at the classic night!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Could it get any better??? My new mobile number is - 07981 185 234 I have all of yours from steph!!

I'm all confussed. This is the earliest I've got home on a saturday for about a year. I just don't know what to do with myself. I can't go to bed. Thats just wrong on a saturday.

im the only girl on ctw!!! lets party!!

what a palava trying to get accepted, hey im commonclubber but prefer beanie!!

Since James and Kev aint around alot at the mo, who's moderating this board?

anyone want a kitten?

know ur body better then a doctor? my delightful,painful,skanky looking rash,which ive had for over 2 weeks is finally clearing up thanx to steriod cream. however in that time ive seen 3 doctors who gave me antihistimines(they not worked)and said it an allergy. ive been saying to them that it may of started as an allergy but isnt now. i then went back yesterday and saw a diff one again who said "thats definatly not an allergy" he had no idea exactly what it was as covered my body but 'hey presto' its clearing up. if only they'd of listened 2 weeks ago,i wouldnt be going clubbing looking like a leper apologises for this long boring post a…

All, There is a new skin now available if you want to try it out. Go to My Controls, then choose Skin settings then select ClubTheWorld Petrol Blue. I will be putting more up as and when.

The Marble Arch Hotel. With my mum and sister. They are in London for the weekend (as they are every year with another 80 odd women) and I went to meet them yesterday and went back to the hotel. Oh man is was to die for. Fucking lush I tell ya ! Had so much childish fun. Me and my maaaa having races up and down the LONG corridors. It was fun. The bathroom was fucking amazing and you had controls in there that you can take hold of to hear the TV next door in the room. Internet access, a bar, a fridge, telephone, Sky TV.... They took me out into London to a posh Resturaunt and treated me to a nice mixed Grill and Wine ! Now I miss them Alt…

Did you go and how was it ?

bin liner goes to the docs complaining its not feeling to well, after some tests the doctor says "i'm afraid i've got some bad news, you're HIV+" "HIV+?" says the bin liner "how can that be?, i'm only a bin liner" "i think your mother was a carrier" comes the reply