General Discussion

> > A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. > > Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the > > bedroom closet to watch. > > > > The woman's husband also comes home. > > > > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in > > there already. > > > > The little boy says, "Dark in here." > > The man says, "Yes, it is." > > Boy - "I have a baseball." > > Man - "That's nice." > > Boy - "Want to buy it?" > > Man - "No, …

Getting fucked is all good, meeting new people is even better, however am i the only one that hates people that are to fucked to have a conversation??!! They come over to you, you start chatting, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. You say something, then out of the blue they come out with something completely different. I'm like, hey, i just said this and there like no, you didnt, did you?? then they get all paronoid, hehehehe, sooooo FUNNY, SOoOo fucked.

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html

and you're a ###### luckily i have a head shaped like a cock, lets fuck

xxx

You will love this babe... a bit lovely eye candy for you (it has a lovely announcement at the end for you aswell!!) Espcially for drreeewwwww

Steve Hill is not playing now... SS have cancelled him due to them not expecting many people to turn up...

Hope you both have a brilliant day.

is makin sneezin noises or noises like a camera being taken!!!

anyone know

just member i met you last weekend - soz we didn;t get much to chat - those cues for the cloakrooms took the piss!! probs see u out again soon tho

chill out. ur grown men. if u dont like someone etc dont talk to them, its like a playground in here

try and keep the bickering down... dust

if they are meant to be good advice.... two wrongs dont make a right fight fire with fire the best defense is a good offense

seroiusly ?

every1 is havin strange dreams!!! im 1 of these peeps that can never remember dreams and this mornin i woke up rememberin the best dream ive had in ages!!! lisa and jilly are havin strange dreams!! do you thing theres summat in the air??? tarts dream..... i was at alton towers in a huge fun house with loads of frantic flyers all on the walls walkin around goin on the rides then i see fergie avin a mix on a huge stage!! manage to blag my way on stage and get chattin 2 him! i tell him i know sum1 who lives in ireland and is signed 2 his label or summat anbd he starts dancin around shoutin liam styllllllleeeeeeeeeees liam stylessssss!! …

lets fookin 'av it!## (yey.)

darling.

is it just cos you haven't got them? and what's better...big n bouncy or small n suckable?!

got something stuck up his arse tonight

I personally reckon its brill, stupid but sheer class

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one large driver or several smaller bass drivers to provide a better sound.

i just love saying this word, who agree's that it is great? also it can be used for so many things like, im just going to get a glass of moist, or im right moist at the moment feel free to say a word you like n why chutney in a scotish accent is also good.

Debbie who used to post on here as "Squirrel" has asked me to post the following warning for the females living in the area... "A friend of friend's flat mate got attacked outside her flat the other day (opposite the Duke of Devonshire pub in Balham). The police are treating it as an attempted rape. She was pulled over a wall and pinned to a car and it was only a taxi coming into the car park that disturbed the attacker. The police told her that there have been 5 rapes in the space of last week in that area (one of which was on Clapham Common) and that they suspect it is all the same man."

When im sat thinking of sumthing or a word or a place, all of a sudden, on the radio or on the tv, it pops up on the screen / gets mentioned. Or if im thinking of someone, they phone me. I kid you not. It's VERY wierd.

This is funny

I.e... Belief

So you got messanger sorted then? Not that I want to chat to you or anything...... Theres no point, I wouldn't be able to see your tits.