General Discussion

my mate reckons my new nickname should be Hooty McBoob. What do you reckon?! Appropriate?

EVER?

being skint

How many veiws the Who fancies who post has got. You know its becuase everyone has been searching for their name lol

So all you loved up ones don't fill Rascals thread with OK seeing as this is supposed to be a new fresh board with new peeps...lets ask this question again: Who has taken your fancy on CTW?

and I asked whos goin not for peoples opinions so those who reply with it will be shite can fuck off in advance. cheers Jimmy

Well what do you do for a living and do you enjoy it. As there are so many posts on here with people complaining about their job. But is it a hate love relationship? Personally i'm a System Administrator / Web Developer

I only know bout 15-20 people on here, so just wondered where everyone was from or where you all live now? Mostly seems to be london which is bit far away for me!!

work computer won't let me on the topics i've started...aaagggghhh!!! can't keep up with my boob discussion or the hooty mcboob one! come to think of it...what's up with my boob fascination today?!?!

I've had my new plaything...er...I mean phone delivered today and have happily whiled away an afternoon twiddling about with it's many useless gadgets so here's a quick question for everyone...when going for a new phone what do you look for? do you go for simplicity? most gadgets? lovely design (like me )? or couldn't you give a toss

I dreamt that I had gone in to hospital & had the choice of getting one of two things done, I cant remember what choice two was, but opted for a boob job, it was great & soooooooooo real, my tits were fantastic after the op & even had to check when I woke this morn, alas, still the tiny titties, I have always had!! I am now taking this as a sign & im gonna get em done!! Cos these breasts in my dream were fanfookingtastic!! hubba hubba!!!

Just watching the salon and she really is amazing. When I wasn't working I used to look forward to wednesdays when she was on all day. Before any one says it, I've realised the error of my ways and do now get out more

cos I'm bein dragged to see yoji at the emporium on the sat, and could do with some moral support...hardstyle's really not my thang!!

We should all stand up and worship Karim. Me listening to a mix just now and id like to appriciate my love for his dirty tunes and evil hoovers *jilly stands up* everyone stays seated and she still looks small damn.

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Yep

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less people yarn on about Tidy Wkdr now. I quite like it but this time last year everyone was going absolutely mad about it. just an observation

not talking about being open minded here... they are two different things... what does it take to recoil in horror or get angry with someones views?

Horse

Do you still love Jews? And was your dad really Hitler?

What's under your kilt?

Hiya guess who! Wot u up to? Im at colege at the mo

... what are you all doing?

On my first day aswell - they're trusting. *goes for a snoop*

The amount of talk about sex from some people is inversely proportional to the amount they are actually getting. Discuss.

i was due in london today, i went down town yesterday and booked my coach ticket for 9am - i go up got ready - went to the coach and they wouldn;t let me on!! the dumbass woman and put on my ticket 7am of they wouldn;t let me get on the 9pm bus!! i went back down there this morning luckly the woman who usually does my tickets wad there and she stuck up fo rme saying that i always ask for a 9am ticket - so their gonna give me a free ticket when i next need it which is good - but its just unnessasary hassle - woman should of listened in the first place

A man was sitting on a Cardiff to London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch." "Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep. The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear…

yay or nay?