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Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a cafe the little old man says, "You remember the first time I met you over fifty years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind". "Why, yes, I remember it well dear" replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let’s go there again and I'll give you one from behind". The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing…

A boy little comes home home with a settee under his arm. His dad says to him... What have I told you about taking suites from strangers!!

Hmmm Rick like the new dreadlocks disguise the fact you are a lard arse?

id say mines are 1) what the fuck 2) either 'id sit on his face' or 'he has the type of face id like to sit on' 3) its safe to say that i am now well and truely fucked (remember that one marrrria!)

offski peeps to get some food "i'm wasting away"

But not getting to the club til later on. Got pubs b4 then. Have got a decent cd on now and is making me well up 4 it. Not sure my bedroom floor can take too much stomping as it may collapse or sumthing

My new saying GET IN! Ive said it about 6 times this morning...im quite excited i like new sayings!! Shall i tell you all about my dream...its quite exciting! Well its about danny gilligan. Last night i dreamt that i ended up apologising to him for me telling him i wanted to sit on his face at the weekend... then he turned round and asked me to sit on it... So i did, then we ended up shagging in twist toilets... and got a photo taken by *ting* put it in a cheap wooden photo frame then went down this weird lane and went rock climbing and met my mum and carried her shopping home.. 'is this your new boyfriend jill' 'no mum, its danny g…

Right, I new on here & I'm gonna open myself right up... What used to scare you as a child, & does it still scare you now? Does anyone remember watching a TV programme in primary school, Look & Read, they had different stories running, & the one that got me was "Boy from space" it had a charater in it the thin man, who scared the hell out of me, & I don't know if I could watch it to this day, although I Lurve horror films. Nobody seems to remember this programme.

Off to Japan on Saturday for the week. Hooray Bad news: It's for work

I am taking my bat and ball and going home in a sulk....

James, Hope you and Maria had a good Valentines weekend together. Anyway, on the login page there is a radio selection that says remember me next time i log in. By default this is set to Yes, so next time you open the site your automatically logged in. But if you dont want to be automatically logged in, ie people on work machines, internet cafes etc, then you have to keep selecting the NO radio button every time you log into the site. Is it possible to set this the other way round so the page defaults to NO and if people want to auto login they can then select Yes.? Just a thought.. Rick.

hey i need cheerin up... cheer me up

Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players. Accused of one of the most bizarre charges in the history of rugby league, or sport in general for that matter of fact, Hopoate was officially found guilty of 'unsportsmanlike interference'. On the evidence of video footage and the damning testimony from the three Cowboys players, Hopoate was always likely to be found guilty. The length of his sentence seen as the only contentious matter. In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "we…

who's havin them???? i know for sure i am!!! with loads of lemon and sugar on top

Game

are you on the rag or summat boy?????? all you have done for this past 3 chuffin days in moan!!!!!!

Look to your left a witness the most hurrendous of all hats, should i keep it 4 me barn dances or ditch it?

I think mines would be the art of wiggling and talking rubbish.. and wandering about looking confused pointing cocktail stirrers at people

When I was a kid I wanted to be: 1) Madonna 2) A marine biologist 3) An actress 4) A fashion designer

think ive got a stalker... he said hes using it as his avatar and desktop... wrong!

people who can't keep their mouth shut. Tonight we were meant to be going on a pub crawl and then onto the fantasy lounge but one of our party told one of my m8s g/fs that they were going to fantasy and she then got pissed off with him so now we can no longer go and its pissing me right off :angry as fck smiley:

well todays the day when i hopefully find out when i start my new job as a virtual pa. got to go in today for a personality test...quite nervous, me dont like tests...but then i suppose i cant get questions wrong as its about me..... im confused already!! at least i know this time, im not going to miss the bus, get lost.... im not walking home from it today tho, the last time i walked home on tuesday i got lost 3 TIMES and it took me about 2hrs to walk home i should only be allowed out at certain hours!! anyways, i will let u all know how i get on!! Have a happy smiley day!! luv the littleone xxxxxxxxxx

Compeition Time ! not... Basically this has been bugging me for AGES now and no one seems to know the answer.... What does the statement "ensure you touch in and out with your oyster card for best prices mean" ? And I dont want an answer of 'to get best prices' Basically, surely, you have to use it in and out to get in and out !? So what does 'for best prices mean' ? *very_confused

1. Are you the type of hugger who acts like everyone has leprosy and you "pat" the person you hug and barely touch them when you embrace? 2. Are you the type of hugger who puts your arm out to the person you hug and bend your head down like you are afraid to get close to them? 3. Are you a "brief" hugger, as in you quickly hug the person and then let them go as if you are afraid someone will see you hugging them? 4. Are you the type of person who will hug someone, but you don't open your hands, you keep them in fists when you hug, as if you are afraid to touch them? 5. Are you the type of hugger who stays straight when you hug, as if you are afraid…

I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your nipples, do not show him your nipples. This is a scam; he only wants to see your nipples. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

and it was very entertaining. Not around for the next month or so, but when I'm back am quite keen to go out on thursday's... a hard house night at some place called Sid's sounds like it's cheap and a laugh... any takers?

Have you ever done that? As today i'm in such a bad fucking mood. Could be what i dreamed about last night, but just feel really snappy ready to bite everyones head off!!

Would you shag you if you were someone else ?

321 and 123 ?