General Discussion

Il go first.. Twinkle twinkle little rectum Big cocks cum when you least expect 'em So when you're in the throes of passion Whoop it to her, doggy fashion

Saw this

Hell of a queue at the Chinese in Morecambe, apparently they're waiting for the staff to wash-up! The story goes they were told to stop digging for cockles when the water reached knee high. Unfortunately they didn't realise Nee Hi was waiting in the van.

Look what i've fount for you

Rich flooded bathroom n kitchen through the night me at work Ok have dishwasher but well thats my day so far ... what about you peeps

to all those who ask for a valentines card from the ickle 1 and didnt recieve it yet! she sat up till 5am this mornin sendin them and some of your inboxes were full so you didnt recieve them! she is very sorry and will re send them wen she gets home from work! xx

homosexual ?

??????????????????? its a wee bit quiet everyone must have a life apart from me

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3485373.stm Terrible. Absolutly terrible. Jail be fucked ! Id get him to have the beating of his life. WANKERS.

Dunno if youve heard but Camden has sold out, does anyone have 2 paying guestlist places left?? One for Crill and one for Steph. Can you let me know. Thankyou please!! xx xx

he is ok! he has had a few probs 2 sort out in his life! he is loads happyer than he was! and will be around shortly!!! xx

have a good night to everyone whos not out tonight......................... have a cosy night in and feel great for the amount of money your saving (or if working, earning)

well, i think thats what its called new release at the cinema its got that geezer out of the office and jonny vegas in it looks really good, think i might go see it. anyone else seen it advertised?

whats your thoughts on K90

My 3 fav clubbing mummys =) Always well up for a laugh! =)

http://www2.b3ta.com/mirror/crazymum/

whats your deffinition of clingy people? i would describe myself as clingy. i can cope with going weeks w/o seeing my girl (gotten used to it now ) but it hurts not to chat to them everyday (if just via text).

just dont do it!! got home at half12,been in morrisons since half nine!

cocky wankers..........

BLISS im not a chocolate lover but i could eat the different dairy milks till i burst think im in love

Guess how many cards i'm gonna get = big fat zero cos its all a pile of wank

And omg i nearly had a heart attack!! I couldnt bare to look at myself, hehehehe!!

im not out till the next Wildchild what about you nice peeps?

Its true, I read it in the paper, Barbie and Ken are no more. Sigh, celebrity couples never last.

roses last night at work 1 off the bouncer and 3 off a group of lads that came in!!! made me feel all speacial!

Q. How do you get a guys eyes to light up?? A. You shine a torch in his ears!!

has anyone done this? i was also wondering if there were sites where i could find like minded people to travel with. any help be greatly appreciated.

hiya hope ya all ok. this is paulas

dawn and rich thanx you to!!! i love you both so much cant wait to see you both again!!