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A New York city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike", the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep", the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring that to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d1ck goes underneath the horse not on top."

pretty interestin Bastard Pop

whos had them? there well nice

Found these 2 CD's on the bar at Heaven on Friday, but they're not really my style. A fiver each!! O.N.O.

You git - Lee Harris and one other (I think Chris Hawkes) gave me a new CD each to listen to on Friday night. I put them down for like 2 MINUTES whilst I drank something and they disappeared !!

UNBELIEVABLE ! We spotted this guy in the Hardhouse Room standing by the DJ Booth - James spotted him and none of us could believe the uncanny resemblance ! Poor fecking bloke ! LMAO !!

How the hell can someone design stainless steel saucepans when this is actually DANGEROUS ? Imn talking about the actual handle being steel aswell. When these saucepans are used the heat travels from the base of the saucepan all around and then insulates into the handle, therfore, you can't pick it up with your bare hands as you will burn yourself. (obviously). Were these pans made just for show, or were they actually designed by the irish ? Tis is a bit stupid if you ask me !

Well are any of you musically talented? I don't mean producing or mixing on decks either!

Bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade. Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage, and sure enough it was devoured by the lions. He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house. …

Alright peps, all recovered i hope. This is a request to y'all. Billy Gonzalez, my bro, unforetunately was too smashed to realise he'd left his phone with one of us until we were leaving wildchild. if anyone, has a picked a up Sony Ericsson T-28, its got like an orb type black and white disco ball for a screen saver, i'd much appreciate it if you'd contact myself or Bily Gonzalez, on 07855942111. Nice one.

First one would have to be me grabbing a space hopper off a wildchild worker and bouncing round glazby on it hmm....thats going to make him want to marry me Secondly it would have to be the man playing an accordion at the tube station on the way home, i hate the word accordion and i hate the sound its makes, it was funny seeing crill, steph and drew stomp past it tho.. argh at accordions

At work, been putting up with as few things including someone distracting me badly, my supervisor being on my back. Also one of my "work mates" has been making stupid fuckwit comments. Normally I can deal with any comments from anyone, and give it all back in their face, but while I have this guy distracting me, i cannot keep my mind on the job, so when someone makes a comment, i can't fire back, and it gets really, really, fucking shite. Have almost (i hope) dealt with the distraction, and today, the person who usually makes the fuckwit comments has been taking serious, serious flak from lots of ppl, basically cos he's fucking his job up. I WISH I was enough of…

ferry is driving me insane.. not only does he follow me everywhere, toilet, shower, kitchen...i just seen him running thru the hall with my bikini top in his mouth hes driving me nuts!

my son (and no doubt daughter will soon aswell) has mumps....he looks like a hamster bloody MMR vacination obviosly didnt work

woot woot !! and.. and.. and... and... and... and.. That's it !

Hi everyone, how u all doing? Its been a while since I've been on here so undoubtedly loads of you will not have heard of me!! And if you have, then the stories aren't true!! James-Hows it going mate? Its great to be back on!! Kev-You're still a ######!! By the way how's your mum doing? And everyone else, hello! Its good to be back!!!

looks like you belong on the sunshine bus mate

Hi mate, Just wanted to say it was great seeing you and Lee again and thanks for asking for Acid Disco - fooking love that tune !

That is all Toddlepip

Thats it really. Toodlepip

come on you lot, so many peeps on but no-one posting!! Whats up with you all???

just curious after a recent debate on MSN

No real issues here......just an email i recieved thankfully im not a jelous person........its a good job really cus im too firery

Mine would be to recieve a blow job. God I would just love to know how it feels to get your cock sucked !

How is everyone??? Recovering well i hope, twas a good friday nite Oh and the pics are good, well, all except mine. Im not very photogenic, as you can see

- Good to see CTW is back - Hello to Claire DC, Clubbing_Si, James, Kev, Maria, Mr_Moo, NeoN, Tony.P, Tresh and all the rest of you that I know (sorry if your not on the list ) Hello to all those I dont know too, remember - 'a stranger is a friend you havent met yet' - I Hope this new world is a nice warm fuzzy one for everyone new and old. Looking forward to seeing you all again at some point. Im going to GK at Nation this Sat. Hope to see some of you there. If not Im sure Ill be seeing most of you at TW5. - Come on Lets see Ya - CaptinRik

So flippin opinionated & rude?

and theres nowt u can do bout it! i really really really like someone... they really like me back too(been in secret discussions here!) but cause of one thing or another,distance etc... we cant see a way thru. Should i forget it and move on, or do something about it bear in mind he is a bit older than me too...

Hello all. new forum looks good.