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Catflaps..........Catflaps what i the sense in catflaps I Dont Have A Manflap A Little Spider Doesnt Have A Little Spiderflap So why do cats have the monoply on flaps I hate the way they cum into ur house through the cat flap lookin at u as if to say ahahahahahh were is ur flap then u r flapless ...take ur cat and ur flap and bugger of TV Shows....Tv Shows.........WHY at the end of a tv show show does the man always say we'll see u at the same time next week dont forget to tune in......If ya tune in the same time next week ur programme will be finished....what sense is that..eh .....Where is the logic in that babies.......i dont like babies I think there up …

over cricket lol hmm, well not me anyway, im not that much in to it, but its been on the telly a whole lot

check these out lmao these are class

put all the gossip and happenings in hgere for me to read on my return or jus little msgs about how much ur all missing me lol bye guys

AN EVENT NOT 2 BE SNIFFED AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u get many if any bookings from your uk-djs profile? cheers

Harry Potter character which one would you be and why

IM GOING TO IBIZA IN THE MORNING YAY YIPPEEDY YAY IM SOOOO EXITED

Now some of you may find this a bit repulsive but Big Guns and myslef were in tears over this site......... Prepare for tears of laughter or a gallon of puke

Marks out of 10 any comments only the person who posted before you

Had it for the summer and now buying a house forces the sale. All genuine, not the dodgy copies that are floating around. £15,500 ono PM me for the full spec.

just been given a new brief here in college. it is to be a mixed media photographic collage of ur own utopia. we've to promote it also, give it a name and location, and create a seperate media like a flyer, postcards, stamps etc etc... fun fun fun. nah, it looks good, im a bit sparse for ideas at the minute...

We own them. They are and forever will be a conquered people.

Im being taken back to my drinking cider n starting smoking days lol got Indie anthems on at work Whats your fave and what memories does it bring back?

Post your best "Your Gay" picture

Its pretty damn useful. Why havent I used it before?

Just had the firebrigade turn up lmao Everytime the toaster burns anything at work the alarm goes off well its gone off and some dick head next door has evacuated their whole offices and rung the fire brigade saying its not a drill Had 4 fit as fook fireman nipping in to check all is ok My Thursday not as boring as i though lol

bought a new tune yeh just one, and on student discount................what.. im skint... lol thought u may be interested or had it yourselves to the DJs out there it's DJ Hypnotic meets Synthetic "Move It!" (Original Mix) (Club Mix) imo, it is a really really good tune which made me just buy it there and then. tis a hard trancer, but not really hard trance like the screechy hard stuff. very good

Some enterprising students have come up with an outrageously enterprising may of making cash Dunno how popular their product will be though check it out Unusual ebay item

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re…

Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow, and black -- are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, and the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, 'Why are you …

with it now having over 1,000 replys, how many times do u reckon we have said the same words over and over sorry just a lil thought

just checked my faceparty thing and i got this random message from this bloke??? WTF???????? listen i need ure help ure female ure fit u know the sp i sent bout 20 msgs i had 3 replys 1 from a russian girl that wants to marry me BOLLOX she wants a passport and i dont do marriage and to knock the hammer out of it fully she was bruck n i mean bruck and the other two were from gals asking me do i wanna pay to c them f**k each other well no actually i dont i wouldnt even wanna watch it 4 free unless i was there at the scene lol im not being pervy in my msgs just polite a bit cheeky n somes i think funny but hey i dont make the decision if im funny do i anyho…

and how much shit did i post. made me chuckle cuz i got ripped when i first came on here by most people. the only one that really cared was shane lol man im so sorry for all the bullshit lol

just nipped the shop for some ciggies an theyve got santa dolls ,fairy lights ,tinsel an allsorts of christams gubbins...as soon as i saw it i started chucklin man ,im like a big kid when it comes to chrimbo...but what about the rest of u ,do u hate the fact that its only september an chrimbos already on its way? or are ya writin to santa already?

SUPER FUN WE'RE HAVING A PYJAMA PARTY AT WORK FOR THELMAS BIRTHDAY. MM BAILEYS N COINTREAU HOT CHOCCY, MARSHMELLOWS, COOKIES, SILLY PARTY GAMES NOT HAD A FUN DAY FOR AGES JUST GOTTA FIND SOME SUITABLE PYJAMAS NOW

i havnt seen him for ages ,??

Did you get my PM mate?