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Potential and Reality A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His…

Sorry Maria..

Morning! Info on how to get my new mix c.d is in the 'promote yourself' forum, cheers to everyone on here that has supported me over the last year, it means a lot to me.

The weekend is nearly over

WHAT WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics. We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes. We have total control over our eyebrows. It's cool to be a …

Just look at me open it and test out what she says

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He yelss - "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

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Good to meet you all depsite the fact that both the Engine & The Emporium were so loud that it made it almost impossible to talk...!! Push - The Legacy....!!

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Sorry, haven't been able to get on here for the last few days and I don't have ur new phone number. Iain and I can't make it to TW5 cos of uni stuff. It being our final year etc. Sorry dude.

sort clubithard out wen u get back lol it aint workin

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Which do you use ?Flat Mode Threaded Mode Iv just banned myself.

web page This writer is so full of [censored]

Maria has warned me once. and wat have we actually done wrong? do tell.

hi ya chick is every thing sorted out now bout what we were talking about

did u scarper off with my cookies?

When did Lincoln Uni move to Sheffield? Could have sworn it was still in Lincoln when I went by it earlier.

just to prove the soppy factor sweetie, I LOVE YOU

ello mate are you going to wildchild???

.....now iv got no christmas decorations up. i have no excuse not to decorate now

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i know i dont get on much but i want to say merry xmas and happy new year to u all and hope it was a good one cant beleive its nearly been a year since i joined this site and what great friends ive made on here. was great seein those at witherspoons and zoo bar sorry kev we didnt see ya long but i had other things on my mind to do that night. and i was hungry. lol. dont really know what else to say to everyone except thankyou for excepting me as a friend and listening to me moaning at times. sorry. anyway love you all (im havin a moment) special thanx to si for helping me through a lot of stuff and always bein the one i can turn to and always…

my next night out aint till february for Layo and Bushwacka I think.... thats ages away why is everyone else in tonight?

NOW LEEDS ARE SHITE ARENT THEY? I REST MY CASE!!

hi hun wat ya doing for xams and new year?when u coming to sunny andover??

Both of you are heading for a banning, Maria has warned you both multiple times about various violations of the rules here. Grow the [censored] up or go away.

Who agrees "Thankyou" looks better/correct as one word ??? "Thank you"

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