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whats your fave Ive just found cherry apple and blackcurrant robinsons - mmmmmmm lush

let me know wat ya think of the new mix and tell the lads in work

Calling all dance music lovers!! After a very successful first issue of BASIC INSTINCT a FREE dance music magazine back in July which included features /interviews from PAUL GLAZBY, M-ZONE, PLUMP DJ's and festival previews of GLOBAL GATHERING and CREAMFIELDS plus loads more. Here's a quick snippet of what's in Issue 2 out 30/08/05 Exculsive Interviews with: MARCO V: Tells us about his IN CHARGE label and tour and forthcoming album. BRISK: Updates us on what's hot and what's not in the hardcore scene right now! The king of Hard Dance BK talks about Riot's forthcoming birthday We catch up with DJ HYPE who gives us and insight into h…

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his f…

"Flat Tummy" A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Did you ever find out what The Robin over Wolverhampton is like cos Im going in a few weeks

After reading each window click on the boy in the lower right corner. In the last window type in your numbers in the white box. Use the keyboard ( there is NO cursor ) You will be amazed....and no, I don't know how it's done. Fido Dido I think I figured it out.

how did your weekend end up then?

im not gonna post no more in that as it seems the whole thread is full of cunts from page 2 onwards

a week working at subway and im running the evening weekend shifts shows a lot of trust is going my way il be running a team of ppl on friday and saturday nights to work whilst the pubs are open and till after closing and closing up shop. im well chuffed and its good prospects for me many might think its just subway but i love working there.

how is it guys? just joined up and would like to say heeeeeeeeeelllllo

Just got emailed a SuDoKu Samurai today, just spent an hour and a half at it and got about half way through it, its quite a teaser! Its not just one set of 9x9 squares, its 5 sets all intermingled! below is a screenshot of the bloody thing! You can always print it off and have a go, but if you want me to mail it to you in the excel format PM me your emails!

just noticed sunnies will be back at the sanctuary - im going to cry

Just completed a new mix cd, i usually do 1 mix cd every month but seen as i have been playing out alot more and working shifts is a pain i cherish the time i have at home 2 do mixes, so ive scrapped the monthly mixes and do them when i feel the need. Shaney_R - FOREVOLUTION 1. Forevolution Intro 2. Cloudchaser - Aerodynamic (Alphazone Remix) 3. Alphazone - Sunrise (Original Club Mix) 4. Ratty - Sunrise (P.H.A.T.T. Mix) 5. Evolution - Ayla (Phil York Remix) 6. Ben Kaye vs Rockin Russ - Going Crazy (cdr) 7. Ben Kaye vs Nacelle - Heads In The Cloud (cdr) 8. Fast Floor - Music Of Tomorrow (Technikal remix) (cdr) 9. Y-Traxx -…

Did you find your knickers?

have u downloaded the mix

After being off air during the summer, Clubbed Up returns later on this month to bring you their weekly hard dance radio show every friday night!!!!As per usual we are giving djs the opportunity to have there mix cds heard live on air which will be broadcasted world wide!!!!!All we ask you to do is send your mix cds, complete with tracklisting, dj biog, and a contact number (yes that right....people have actually sent me cds b4 without contact details)....we're after djs who play any style of hard dance or techno!!!! contact me at danny@clubbedup.co.uk for the address to send em to we get sent a lot of cds so try and make yours stand out and as original as possible...…

Check other thread for the download link

do i start a new gallery in members gallery???

it is.... a set changes from one type of tune to another, they r similar, but the style will change slowly. If you look through an Argos cat, for instance, it goes from occasional tables, to dining tables, then onto computer tables. and from microwaves, to kitchen utensils, to other stuff. wow.

"Codeword For Sex" A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, return…

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." No rhyme exists in English for month, purple and of course orange. Dreamt is the only English word to end with the letters mt. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. The tongue is the strongest part of the body. If you bang your head against a wall for an hour you burn 150 calories. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil. The plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Apples are more efficient at waking you up in the morning than coffee. A person has 696 muscles while a caterpillar has over 4000.

AFTERLIFE are currently looking for talented Hard Trance DJs to join our DJ rosta. Where you've played isn't important. What you can do.. is! Please bring demos to any Afterlife event: Sundays @ George IV, 144 Brixton Hill. 1pm-10pm (Except the last Sunday of the month) Please note that we are currently only accepting demos for the style mentioned. Thanks, Rob.

It saddens us to announce that as of September 2nd 2005 the Clubbed Up and U.F.C annual cancer research and stroke association charity event will not be going ahead. Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances a local ‘rival’ club have priority over DJs in Birmingham and having a similar line-up (most of our headlining DJs) to ourselves within days have pulled rank! We had 2 options; change the line-up or move venue, to swap such high class DJs with a diluted line-up would not only hard to do in the space of time we have it would also be unfair to you, the clubbers! To move venue would also cause us a number of other problems as not only do we need to move venu…

Please can you give me a bring bringa when you have a spare moment i have some news for you. got interveiw on monday for temp job @ bmw

http://www.stgeorgesday.com/voting_GO.asp Should St Georges day be a public holiday

i know there's sum of you out there surfing the net when you should be working! naughty ppl! lol! Check out the game on the Goodgreef website for abit of boredom relief! ( www.goodgreef.com)

salad cream/ketchup? thong/french knickers? jam/marmelade? cats/dogs? daddy/chips? curry sauce/mushy peas? shoes/boots? skirt/trousers? boys/girls? pink/brown? black/white? penguins/polar bears? twix/snickers? crisps/chocolate? white wine/red wine? lager/vodka? coke/pepsi? car/motorbike? trains/buses? traffic wardens/tax inspectors? bar/club? money/success? friends/money? sex/snogging?

Best Irish joke Ever Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid. "Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it - A, Ronnie Barker... B, Ronnie O'Sullivan... C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it D, Ronnie Biggs???" Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris" Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left. Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris" "You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris. "No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal…