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Why was Capt. Cunteds "I snogged a guy at the weekend" thread blocked??

Thats an awful long track you got playing in your MP3, from my reckoning its been playing now for at least 5 months. Change it you blonde gay.

whats the beef with your fingy? so you not oot and aboot next wkd?

As dondo said in the another post about sending you off anyone up for few midweek drinks?

This guy started a fight with me, I tried to run away but he kept following me so I punched him in the face and he died. Then I had to go on the run for murder.

This was a couple of weeks back. It absolutely rules. It is a box, about the size of a brick. It's covered in white fur. It has a button at the top. When you push the botton, boggling multi-coloured lights around the button flash on and off, and you hear this come out of the box: 'LLAMAS LLAMAS llamas llamas llamasllamasllamasllama' ... it gets a higher pitch each time it is said, and it gets fast each time too. I am so bored. I need to make a phone call to a person that really [censored] me off yesterday and I don't really want to. Never mind. What are people up to tonight?

The E-ratic DJ comp and my prize......main room set this weekend 27th december @ the fridge. also playing: Billy "Daniel" Bunter Joel.b vs Wayne Burgess Chris C Alex DJ vs Spence Filthy Rich Lee Osborne

Im clearly ADDICTED to these crisps ! Every flavour too !

Just seen on another message board.

With NYE just around the corner, where, when and what was your best NYE ever, to date, so far?? Mine has to be 2 years ago, New York city......a bar called TequillaVille outside Grand Central station with my mates and a 6ft 7 random called Buster who was drinking out of 4 pint cocktail pitchers......class Tried to get into Time Square but it was closed off by the cops at 2.30 in the afternoon as it was already full of 1/4 of a million people.....and it was -7

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer. If you have amnesia, press 8 and …

Well funny (in the office of cliquiness, today). one of our supervisers (he is quite cool) is in the office today and he always comes in and has a laugh with all the peeps in the office - his accent is so deep and gay ity makes me laugh and sick at the same time. Well, anyway, one of the girls in the office next door put a shite load of ink in the ear piece of his headset and we are just waiting for him to put it on so we can all laugh at how much of a "dick" he looks

MARIA !!!!!!

For a nice relaxing walk!! When i come across some sheep!! I goes up to them to say HI AND THIS IS WHAT I GET!! I obviously scared them, shitless

hehe

Ma fwend - you get [censored] loads of FAOs !!!

Hello maria long time no see!!!!!

You haven't been in leeds to where i work in Sainsbury's someoen wrote Jon is a cunt all over the toiltes ( Jon a manger) Just checking

basically im financially [censored] until the 30th due to work deciding to move my payday from the 24th to the 30th, is there anybody i know who can tab me sum $ this side of x-mas please thanks in advance ?

Well last night I made a new addition to my family in the form of a Staffy Bull Terrier. Trouble is I havent got a clue what to call him ....Help please

All you have to do is nominate a name of one member that you think has been a great user of these message boards during 2003. Please try and use their user names only. And also if you like try and give a reason for why you chose that person. Lets say we'l announce the winner say 1st of Jan 2004? Most nominations wins simple as!

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When is the next Tasty? wouldnt mind coming down to London for it

What does the V stand for? Is it V for Vendetta or is it the initial of your last name, or something more sinister?

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 P.M. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gather…

Met your son 2night. Seems a nice lad, bit quiet tho.

Only been back for a few hours and im already not sure what to do with myself. Looks like im not going out intill the new year parties etc kick in. So it looks like im gona be saving all my energy for this physcodelic trance thing im going to. Ahh well, neway since i got so bored i wiped out the webcam and put up a we piccy. It dosent do true justice to my pikey look or my mullet but

she dont know yet.... a surprise for when she gets in from work!

Following the arrest of Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden has been declared Hide & Seek World Champion.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take > them > > to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get > > an erection. > > > > > > His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he > > hears > > his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again - > > > > > > ONE,TWO, THREE...UUH!!!!" all night long. In the morning, the second > dwarf > > asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so > > embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on." > > > > > >…