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Following the arrest of Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden has been declared Hide & Seek World Champion.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take > them > > to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get > > an erection. > > > > > > His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he > > hears > > his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again - > > > > > > ONE,TWO, THREE...UUH!!!!" all night long. In the morning, the second > dwarf > > asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so > > embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on." > > > > > >…

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But im bored stuck in on a sat nite and there is nothing to do but Michelle one Pop idol

Even for a Sunday.

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move it back u cunt.

Happy birthday

Duran Duran tour dates and ticket prices.

Come on you Spurs!!

Will i still be an hour older than you next year even though its a leap year? *boing*

What are files with the extension .idx? Found aload im my documents should i be worried?

since i joined this site...few nice people but really no friends from this site, thought this was the purpose of getting out of our face toghther

I'm playing the main room (2-3) at the Fridge for X-Static, I know so far tara reynolds and Ed Real are also playing, so would be great if some of you could make it i'll post all the details in events section once i know them

What on earth are those pics of in your signature - look mighty suspicious to me

If your "other toes" ever get cold, can I rub them to warm them up?

anyone else eat pringles sideways? they cut up the sides of your mouth and make it all sore. the solution would be to eat them lengthways. but I'm me.

we got loads off snow, has everyone else?

iv just bought, Snow dogs (was a bargain at £2.99), chubby brown's new un (for my dad), Bruce almighty and micky mouse's magical christmas (for the kids, obviously)

You addicted to this site You were online when I went bed and still on now Not that i'm keeping tabs on ya like

MALE VERSION First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my legs and I Can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my face, My nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that you're big knickers aren't Made of liquorice lace I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me walking home With such a sl*t. God the things that…

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will take best offer pm me!!!

I'm off to the next door neighbours with my bro and parents for some "drinks". They're both around 40 and a couple of kids about 4 & 2. Please give me some sympathy.

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it was all going well until he decided to have a good old shake ive had to completely change my clothes coz i got soaked still, was amusing

apologies before i start!! Two snowmen standing in the garden...one says to the other ‘Can you smell carrots?’