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It looks like it's going to be a wet Serious! Only the second time that I have known it - not good. Snow is also forecast on Sunday! This could get messy....

> Little Johnny was in his school class when the teacher asked the > children what their fathers did for a living. > > All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, > salesman,mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so > the teacher asked him about his father. > > My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all > his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really >good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and sell his body !" > > The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some > colouring and then took Little Joh…

We need to sort a chalet out!

Sorry for the delay guys - I will be putting them up TONIGHT Please provide me with event name/location/date for each photo set uploaded Anyone else waiting please reply to this topic and remind me

feeling any better yet? you just wanted an excuse to go back bed .......im not stupid you know

im watching the Osbournes, i would love to have parents and live in a house like that

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hello

sorry, just making sure im working *TUMBLEWEED ROLLS ACROSS SCREEN*

a bpq voicemail, becuase i keep getting text saying i got one and to ring an 0871 num to listen, but i don't have a clue what it is

and it aint even xmas yet......... very concerned

10 days time... innercity 2003

From last year or the year before in my Christmas decorations The picture on the back is Micheal Faraday is this legal tender still???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/entertainment/xmas/

I actually believe in a God who wears a crown.

and just had a message on my voice mail from Sarah @ The Salon to ring her back so we can book an appointment! Just waiting for a call back!

I was walking to maccy d's, smack bang on me ass! I tell you something now, so embarised and so hurt Theres black ice all ove4r the place!!

Free 24-hour travel on New Year's Eve in London Andrew Clark, transport correspondent Wednesday October 15, 2003 The Guardian London's tubes, buses and trains will operate a free 24-hour service on New Year's Eve, the mayor, Ken Livingstone, said yesterday, following complaints that the capital was a fun-free zone last year. Tubes will run all night for the first time since the Queen's golden jubilee celebrations last year, with 400,000 people expected in the city centre. There will be extra night buses and many national rail services will continue until 5am. Mr Livingstone said that, in previous years, LU had insisted that 20 stations would have…

get served for alchol this week i cant bloody get sevred 4 cigs!!!! wot is this world comin 2??? do i really look 15???

4 2nite? sumwhere near camden maybe

is there any chance any1 will have room 4 a ickle tart in their car????

On here. Thought id say hiya. wat u all up2 tonite then?

hey hey sugar wud ya, wud ya, wud ya????? me thinks im gonna b goin london on NYD so looks like it will be weekender when we next meet!!!! god you best be ready for 1 hell of a pervin session!!! so then tell me all bout ya new man!!! and where u been hiding these past few months xx

Omg my mum's boss just rang her business line and said what's the num for ya business line. then put the phone down and rang her bak on it, how stoopid he just phoned her on there

My tigger socks .... there alive I tell you alive like brand new again i'm so happy

Ive got a hour or two to waste, as im waiting for someone to come down to sheffield. So dose anyone have any realistic ideas on how to waist 2 hours when all of your mates have gone home for xmas already. Im just thinking of some online games or soemthing.....

Been trying to think of three questions that cover all the important factors you need to know. So far I have one cos I'm having trouble actually thinking at all today. Its: "If you could be a stalker for one day, who would you stalk and why?"

right see how many "good" (well i think mine are fantastic, you probably think they are shite) what do you call jokes we can get. I'll start: What do you call an Irish man with a door step on his head? Paddy O'Doors

Has he gone off the edge of a cliff or what? No sign of him in ages now!