General Discussion

After being off air during the summer, Clubbed Up returns later on this month to bring you their weekly hard dance radio show every friday night!!!!As per usual we are giving djs the opportunity to have there mix cds heard live on air which will be broadcasted world wide!!!!!All we ask you to do is send your mix cds, complete with tracklisting, dj biog, and a contact number (yes that right....people have actually sent me cds b4 without contact details)....we're after djs who play any style of hard dance or techno!!!! contact me at danny@clubbedup.co.uk for the address to send em to we get sent a lot of cds so try and make yours stand out and as original as possible...…

Check other thread for the download link

do i start a new gallery in members gallery???

it is.... a set changes from one type of tune to another, they r similar, but the style will change slowly. If you look through an Argos cat, for instance, it goes from occasional tables, to dining tables, then onto computer tables. and from microwaves, to kitchen utensils, to other stuff. wow.

"Codeword For Sex" A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, return…

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." No rhyme exists in English for month, purple and of course orange. Dreamt is the only English word to end with the letters mt. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. The tongue is the strongest part of the body. If you bang your head against a wall for an hour you burn 150 calories. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil. The plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Apples are more efficient at waking you up in the morning than coffee. A person has 696 muscles while a caterpillar has over 4000.

AFTERLIFE are currently looking for talented Hard Trance DJs to join our DJ rosta. Where you've played isn't important. What you can do.. is! Please bring demos to any Afterlife event: Sundays @ George IV, 144 Brixton Hill. 1pm-10pm (Except the last Sunday of the month) Please note that we are currently only accepting demos for the style mentioned. Thanks, Rob.

It saddens us to announce that as of September 2nd 2005 the Clubbed Up and U.F.C annual cancer research and stroke association charity event will not be going ahead. Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances a local ‘rival’ club have priority over DJs in Birmingham and having a similar line-up (most of our headlining DJs) to ourselves within days have pulled rank! We had 2 options; change the line-up or move venue, to swap such high class DJs with a diluted line-up would not only hard to do in the space of time we have it would also be unfair to you, the clubbers! To move venue would also cause us a number of other problems as not only do we need to move venu…

Please can you give me a bring bringa when you have a spare moment i have some news for you. got interveiw on monday for temp job @ bmw

http://www.stgeorgesday.com/voting_GO.asp Should St Georges day be a public holiday

i know there's sum of you out there surfing the net when you should be working! naughty ppl! lol! Check out the game on the Goodgreef website for abit of boredom relief! ( www.goodgreef.com)

salad cream/ketchup? thong/french knickers? jam/marmelade? cats/dogs? daddy/chips? curry sauce/mushy peas? shoes/boots? skirt/trousers? boys/girls? pink/brown? black/white? penguins/polar bears? twix/snickers? crisps/chocolate? white wine/red wine? lager/vodka? coke/pepsi? car/motorbike? trains/buses? traffic wardens/tax inspectors? bar/club? money/success? friends/money? sex/snogging?

Best Irish joke Ever Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid. "Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it - A, Ronnie Barker... B, Ronnie O'Sullivan... C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it D, Ronnie Biggs???" Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris" Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left. Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris" "You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris. "No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal…

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and …

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, …

You know when youve had one of those fucking days where everythings an issue im sick to the back teeth of whinging twats, thick as fuck rude couriers, not being able to find the boots i want in my size, running out of vimto and old people in sainsburys Im going on a shopping mission thank god for the forte being open til 8 hows ur day been

what the fuck is this about man, im at my uncles and he ran out of toothpaste so i had to use the kids and belive my mouth tasted better with morning breath. it feels like i brushed my teeth with golden syrup

Rewind @ The Canal Club (wolverhampton) 2.9.05 This is a new night starting this friday with all your favourite Funky, Breaks & Electro djs, it will be every week so hopefully see most of you there, the launch night line up includes......... Bass Spankerz (Ben Kaye) 2hr set Wez Marx Russell James FunkyC FunkyLee doors open 10-3am £5 0n the door

have fun in Egypt & dont foget to go to see the

Looks like im moving house this weekend ;oP I havent even seen the new house yet lol im gonna be packing like a mad thing tonight Exited cos means i get to decorate again, not sure what im doing yet though

This weekend sees Paul van Dyk returning to PaSSion in Coalville on his Politics Of Dancing 2 Album Tour. We managed to catch up with the man himself for a quick chat about the album, the forthcoming event and a few other random bits! Hi Paul. You seem to be one of the busiest Artists in the business right now! How’s it all going? Everything is good! With you doing such intensive touring currently, do you find much time to kick back and chillout? Any holidays on the horizon? I am looking forward to my holidays this October! You’re touring many countries now with The Politics of Dancing 2 Album tour. Which do feel has the most exciting dance scene be…

The Blonde Painter... This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same ti…

Happy Birthday Helen

You have an ebay item that needs paying

>The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a >surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was >to arrive, Mr Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should >be > >here soon." >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer >rang > >the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. > >"Good morning madam. I've come to......" > >"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. > >"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of >babies." > >"That's what my husband and I had h…

What an absolute amazing weekend i had a top weekend, great 2 see everyone over the weekend Andy Newtz Tidytart katymin The Dawn russdj flange lilgingerkitten kookie tidysara boyraver kieron djbeans kitten FunkyC Nuthead tom berry kate bear keepinitmessy scream chris (tarts brother) and anybody else ive forgotten! My teeth are killing me from chewing calypso's @ crasher and id love 2 see all the random photos of the 80s tribute band playing on Costa Del Fun Fun roof, that was special see u all real soon

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer." So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?" He said, "Why, yes I am!" So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits …

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off. One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last. The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too." The first man ex…