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A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother …

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this dont apply to students... what holiday do you get at xmas? i finish on friday 19th and go back on mon jan 5th!!

You can get you arse down here after Xmas and coming shopping in Milton Keynes' AMAZING shopping centre with me and hit the sales.

Hey peeps! I'm needing to move into a new place at the end of January. As ever the biggest problem will be I need proper dance music lovers to live with!!! I have a small studio and decks, so if anyone has space or is looking to move around this time, let me know. Preferably in north-west london (I work in Swiss Cottage).

Ok, Im havin a few problems with IE! I cant seem to click on any links in posts on here or in email etc. When I do click on them the page just seems to hang for a couple of mins and then does nothing!!?? Also this isnt a problem really but it may be related, in my favourites menu quite a few of the links had samll icons next to then i.e google had a blue 'G' next to it an Yeahoo had a red 'Y' next it and so on but these have now dissapeared and turnes into normal IE icons, is this related to the links problem in any way?? I have tried resetting the original IE settings but with no luck! Anyone got any ideas? Cheers

Qantas Maintenance After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major a…

instead of the fast food song, its now the christmas song. the new lyrics............. A christmas tree, a christmas tree, a turkey dinner and a christmas tree. A snowman, a snowman, a turkey dinner and a christmas tree. AND ACTIONS TO GO WITH IT

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how [censored] CTW has been the last week or so?

something very very nice!!! its about this big can any1 guess wot it is????

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the flat The techno was blaring, 'twas too loud to chat The rizlas were perched on the table with care And smoke full of chemicals soon filled the air we'd just been out clubbing, I truly was trashed My friends were all here and equally mashed We'd popped a few pills and we'd had a quick sniff And just settled down to a nice tasty spliff When out on the balcony rose such a clatter We looked slowly up to see what was the matter I got to my feet and I swayed to the door And only occasionally fell on the floor I peered through the glass as I took a long puff The …

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8.30 Weigh in 4lbs lighter than yesterday. 8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants - open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer. 10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe. 12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 30lbs. 1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit. 3.00 Nap. 4.00 Three dozen roses d…

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Here's a pic of u 2 from saturday.....

Why the [censored] does anyone go to these hell holes. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!!!! Sorry, just had such a [censored] night and it didn't help with my old sister being such a tard Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't things just work out for me for a change????????????

After watching tonight's episode of Eastenders I have come to the conclusion that living in the East end of London is a bad idea. How the hell can the blessed square be so crime ridden? Muggings, domestic violence, buglary, shootings, bombings and rape. These are all serious issues but does anybody agree with me when I say that living in Albert Square must be worse than a bad day in Bosnia? i have decided not to watch eastenders for a while cause its getting silly now. Alex V

We have all got something that really irritates us and make us cringe and mine has got to be cotton wool! I just cannot stand the stuff with it's nasty feeling texture and fluffiness...I just can't stand the stuff! So what is yours?

Sorry for not coming back to MSN last nite, my pissed housemates dragged me to the lounge for . Then my housemates came back it it all went downhill. Was good to catch up tho, will have to sort out my visit

I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control. I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow two thousand quid? Go ahead and go large - I found spare change in the sofa today. Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it. Wait till my bloke hears about this!

An Eskimo is driving through wales when he has to stop because his car is leaking oil. "You blown a seal"? asks a passing Wekshman. "No"! states the startled Eskimo. "You shagged a sheep"?

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.......... They manage to swim to a small island.......and they lived there for a couple of years............ doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing................... She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself............... It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while.................. nature once more took its inevitable course.............. …

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Far away in the tropical waters of North Queensland, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten" As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious Cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time w…

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The look like an After Eight, but taste even better. And I got a whole box to myself

Wats a relatively easy costume to make but looks good. Have a fancy dress party to go to soon

can anyone recommend any good events for new years? want a mix of everything really.I await the serious and pisstaking replies cheers

Read my friging PM! and reply. im to cheap to phone you and ask you.