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I played rugby over the weekend, and hit one bloke so hard (legally), that I dislocated his shoulder and probably cracked his collar bone. My question is this: Should I tell my fiancees father that I am buying a new car when he's paying for half of the wedding? PS Sod the bloke - he shouldn't have got in my way. I just wanted to gloat!

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Warning, some of these are pretty sick! And they are not my beliefs > > > > > > Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? > > A: Not being retarded > > > > Q: What's blue and f*cks old people? > > A: Hypothermia > > > > Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the > > battered wives' shelter? > > A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her > > > > > Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time > > A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. > > > > > Q: What is the definition of "making lo…

hey went to inzoms, was totally crap, was empty and cold and the music wasn't loud enough and a bit trancy when it was ment to be bouncy had to leave early becuase i didn't enjoy it

Crash at yours matey? Chester Zoo would be [censored] hilarious!!!!

Well spill the beans how u do u earn a buck or 2!!!!

Supposed to be goin to Double Vision tonite (our Monday student nite where all doubles are a squid) and it's fookin sold out!!! Wouldn't be bothered, but Girls Aloud are there and I need some new wank material!

Sampled this meal today - [censored] 10 billion x's better than a poxy pikey happy meal / big mac meal and so much more tasty ! It is exactly what it says on the menu. mmmm---MM !

I'll go first:

channel 4 are doing a new big brother style programme have a looooooky http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/C/country_house_hotel/ i would love to do it, but would embarrass myself too much

in the last week of uni WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

just had the first lot of the year......if thats what you can call them. three 13 year old lads (scallys) with there caps covering there faces and there jackets done up to there caps singing "we wish you a merry christmas" all with there hands out waiting for money, i asked if they were doing it for a charity (like that would happen) and the tallest said, "No luv, we aint got no fags" had to laugh.....swiftly followed by the door slamming in there faces

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Hiya m8y, i've just found out i'm booked for the north gathering in manchester on the 19th dec, and no one has rang to discuss money, times or if i'm even up for it. its in association with CTW so do u know any details about it?

...I just sat thru 6 and a bit hours of Lord Of The Rings. They were showing Fellowship Of The Ring and The Two Towers b2b at my local cinema so couldn't resist.... Roll on next week for part 3!!

Bit confused here chaps! posted reply to poppers sex post and it aint there?whats happeneing?

what do u think .....i love the stuff

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i like the new avator.......its soooo you

Just when you thought avatars couldn't get any worse .... THIS HAPPENS ...

well r we gonna smash it out 4 tw5 in style lol or wat!

Have any of you nice people heard of / have opnions on any of these Italian/Dutch/German hardstyle DJ's please.... Bobby V Technoboy Brennan & Heart Micha-B BMC Flamman & Abraxis Roaric Don Diablo Thanks again chasps.

post pictures of your amazing ass, winners will recieve a marks and spencers christmas hamper GET POSTING

"the essential simon & garfunkel"

i hate it sooo much...and everyone seems to be at the mo, i feel like my head is going to explode and iv swallow a packet of razor's...i hate this time off year

when i bought this PC windows98 hadnt been installed properly so we installed XP over the top but 98 is still there (it gives you the option which one you want to run when logging on). someone said he was gonna get rid of 98 but still HASNT cus i only use XP. can i defragg or will it [censored] everything up?

I've just had a really nasty trip to the dentist today... absolute torture! He kept having a go at me cos I wasn't opening wide enough, and then because I wasn't relaxing my tongue... is it possible to open your mouth as wide as it goes and then relax your tongue? The anasthetic also wasn't working well enough on me - I wonder whether I'm becoming immune!

...different brands, actually taste...... different (you'd have thought water tasted like....water)