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The phone was ringing off its hinges. I didn't want to stir the apple cart. It was so quiet you could hear a needle drop in a haystack. It was time to separate the wheat from the baby. I usually don't put my chickens before the horse, but all is fair in horseshoes and hand-grenades. It was time to get the train out of the harbor because not everything that shines is baloney. I didn't have many bullets left in the tank and I was shooting at straws, running on exhaustion fumes, looking for a seed that would get it over the hump. I didn't want to sit in the hotbox with my fingers in my earballs. It was a huge incontinence for me, but it's water under the dam now, so I p…

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you look constipated on your avatar

This photo is amazing, Love the tongue thing going on there!! Great stuff!!

Hey, was wikid to bump into u in Manchester yesterday. Sorry couldn't chat for too long, but my bro had come down from Durham for the Utd match and I only had a couple of hours with him. Will catch up on MSN soon tho hun.

hi guys anyone wana cheer me up i'm at work and im the only fooker in the office boohoo

This is just truly awful ... it looks like someones just stuck a rat up your arse.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/frost_sabotage.asp

Is this the tune judge jules played that you were on about?

How's the neck ? :le

just curious

Oh ma mowneeeey fowney !

Shall i tell you about my lunchtime...... ok. 15 mins to the post office in torrential rain. 25mins waiting in [censored] post office in fat cue. 15mins back to work in pissing rain. aaargh. it will be with you before noon tomorrow however. crills are in there too.

and did all my work like a good girl!!! aint got to do any now until 11 jan 2004!!!

... kick arse. Never thought that they would taste any good, but I bought these 95% fat free Mediterranean style sausages and they're wikid!

hello i'm back,for the last 2 months ive beenworkingover 12 hour shifts i finally managed 2 cutmyhoursthisweekso i finally have some free time.....whathave i missed??

'your body, my body, everybody move your body' haven't been able to get that tune out of my head since sunday

have a COMPLETELY SMOOTH CAP ON IT? you've just put the stuff all over your hands, i can barely grip the mouse let alone tighten the bottle back up.

I didn't really realise how much of a [censored] country England is untill this morning when i returned from Barbados. Haven't seen any news or U.K. TV for a week and as soon as you start reading to catch up its just a constant barrage of misery. Why the [censored] do we pay such high taxes for bugger all?

awwww creamy what have i been hering about u all thease nice things iv been told by tidy tart bless her she says your such a nice bloke realy think the drugs mite have just kicked in so how much u paying her then

lets get back to the program ok now what is going on this weekend where are you going and what are you doing

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What happened to the quality we had when we were young. Now its all teletubbies and fimbles and shite yet the classic programs like magic roundabout etc dont get shown on normal tv ne more. Oh and i just remembered the cartoon "Sharkey & George" = Legends its the same with disney. Its all shite nowadays yet the classics like dumbo, snow white etc style movies arent made nemore. Its all some shite story about some ancient civilisation in some sort of politically correct move that children arent even gonna understand til they reach puberty when they'll realise how shite it is. I say go back to the days of Watch with Mother, Andy Pandy etc. Truly gr8 chi…

i am now a co ordinator of my department. xmas pay rise yay!!

I need to get out a lot more. Not as much as some others on here though.

anyone get any photos? i seem to remember someone taking pics! James??

I mean Wat The [censored]. just watch

with a well built bloke in jeans, a worker vest and a yellow workmans helmet, BLATANTLY: him "there's too many straight ppl in here!" me "umm" him "are you straight?" me: "yeah" him "what are you doing in our club??" me: "it's the.....Camden palace after party innit" (i had to think about it...) then i went to shake his hand, and he ended up giving me a bear hug. ew ee.

there was a miniture you in addiction on Friday the resemblance was uncanny

A huge merry x-mas to u all my festive friends. Don't get to cum on much nemore but i hope u r all well and santa emptys his sack all ova ur faces