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But i'm going for a power nap

ELLO im Dominic Hudson n i have all the details that are mentioned in my member profile, so u wanna find them wee extras out i suggest u take a look at that instead cos i cant be arsed lol see ya around

Its just gotta be done!!!!!!

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A young lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked the kid "OK,so how many sales did you make today?" The kid said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid replied "£101,237.64." The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell hi…

as i have one going spare if anyone does

Anyone that has "Country Bumpkin" as their skin is fucking gay.

Hi everybody! I'm not really new, but I figured I've been away so long that there'd be plenty of new people who don't have a scooby who I am so I might as well introduce myself

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a…

YOUR BACK WOOHOO GET YA PICS UP THEN LETS SEE THE STATE OF YA

You've been around a bit lately dude? You back for good? btw last nite was well worth cutting the msn convo short

Alrite fella. Where the blank cds so I can sort 24 for ya Mrs' paps?

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Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.... And now, the honourable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence se…

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http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/NMT05.html i like the racing pic the best

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went …

take u on a little journey with them and sing n hum n make noises when theyre doing something This guy has just sung and chatted me all round his house bless him Do u do it

Bushy & Tresh well well lads!

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Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Georgie Porgy pu…

I think it may have been done earlier n the year but not sure, so i've set up a league. Go to: www.fantasy.premierleague.com create your team, then join the CTW league. You will need a code for it whch is: 480958-65089 May the best fantasy team win!!!!!!!!

urgh her boobs really freak me out

fun for all the family

whos goin add your name to list below bannanaman

summat 2 kill time make ya own movie

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Cos it'll be shit.