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did u send that cd matey?

been done before, but what do you guys listen to other than dance music, to chill out to??? Im currently listening to Tori Amos, hence my post!!

Any future plans for another house cd m8?

are we "on one" today luvie?

I have just had a call from ben @ sundissential and have been told that i am dj-ing in the bogs on NYD!!! I cant wait now! bring on NYD! I am gonna be dressed as a woman toilet cleaner with marriglods etc...! who's going SS Norf on NYD then?

are you doing on NYE ?

I've got an interview at the place i'm working as a temp to go permanent. its at 3:30 and i'm [censored] scared. hope i get it, i like it there!!!

If you could take one thing with you on to a tropical island... what would it?

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Why did the baker have smelly hands? 'Cause he kneeded a poo!

There was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 years... The first old man then said,"I have an idea...Lets go to the whore house and have sex with a young lady!" The other old man agreed and they went to the whore house and went to the lady up front and asked her for one woman each to have sex with.. The lady behind the counter thought, "well my girls are to good for these old men, so I'll give them blow up dolls... They wont know the difference." So she gave them each a blow up doll and the old men thought they were real living girls.. They went to a room did their business and came out and went home.. On the way home the 1st…

****INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM**** TO: ALL AL QUEDA FIGHTERS FROM: BIN LADEN, OSAMA SUBJECT: THE CAVE DATE: 03/12/2003 Do Not Distribute Outside The Organisation. Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a Jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns: First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my …

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The fri…

just been reading a news cutting about a 2 year old girl that had her nose broke then her underware stuffed in her mouth while a 27 year old man raped her till she died, this man got 6 years inprisonment, but was let out in 4 he come out to rape 3 other children under the age of 5 is there something wrong with this countries judistral (sp?) system? should there be more rehabilitation while they are inside? should they be treated like they do in America? no tv, pool tables, football....but be locked up in there own little hamster cage for 22 hours per day? should the death penalty be bought back for exeptional cases? should life mean life, not…

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i went to a bording school in north wales, and i tell ya what privet school girls are the randy'est lot eva

are you both going to twist next sunday? (14th)

lol... tricked you.

Girl on the left.

u never did tell me that funny wee story u were gonna at twist

A note to the owner or 'that waffle up there'; Go away. Being 'random' isn't funny - never was - never will be. A note to the owner of 'that waffle up there'(pt 2); Get out more - 1273 posts in 40 days is, to put it bluntly, fecking sad. Damn student layabout type personage - go get a job or something!

and that tasted rank is it time to quit? want to but dont know if i can.....any advice?

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe > > > rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run > > >with > > > me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the > > > joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. > > > They came upon an elephant snorting > > > cocaine. The rabbit said,"Elephant,don't do drugs. Come, run with us > > > through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and > > > mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and > > >giraffe. > > > Th…

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you out on saturday mate??

had one day left to live & could only spend that day with one person, who would you chose & why???

Its a bit god damn early but seeing as Christmas now seems to start in October, what the [censored]..... Whats all your New Years Resolutions??? Mines got to be: 1. To stop smoking 20 a day 2. Get back into my karate training 3. Shave more than once a fortnight 4. Remember to wash my hands after a [censored]

Always a pleasure and never a chore! Goes down a treat! Sliced apple and cheese is another personal fave =)