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Where u been dude? Good to see ya!!!

Hints and Tips on How To Do A Poo At Work. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this.Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing.Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, lea…

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some …

Irish War -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door n…

wheres everyone going?

What's a DVDJ set?

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. From keg or case, Thy will be drunk, At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage's, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, Forever and ever, BARMEN

who likes shopping here? shit how bored must i be

1. Taurus (April 21-May 21) These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants." But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of Mastercard's business is done with Tauruses. A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll…

did u get too storm on saturday nite? if so did u have a good 1? hope your all ok

Yo guys any 1 going the fields

very rude if they work

im more gutted about not going to v festival as i have a chance than i am about missing clubbing festivals and tidy weekend?? i swear my music taste has gone completely from dance to hiphop and grunge

when first started going out all mates were into same thing but as time goes on people go off on different tangents listenin to house, breaks, trance, hard house so there is such a diverse type of music thats is impossible to get everyone together on same night out without someone complaining anyone else have this problem?

saw one of those poster vans driving round manchester this weekend advertising creamfields and it had the audio bullies logo on it, does this mean they r playing?

Its in regard to our lovely 21 year old virgin bizarre work collegue IMPORTANT NOTICE FAO: Mr Carl Mason TROUSERS As a legal representative acting on behalf of the social party I would like to inform you that you have violated the following laws found listed in the social guide to life. i) Trousers, which divorce themselves from the ankle shall not be worn in any public/work place. ii) Trousers worn without belt is against all social behaviour and will not be tolerated in any public/work place iii) Trousers with turn ups is not a turn on for the opposite sex iv) Trouser that are a light colour shall only be worn by members older than 50…

No not me silly!!! Woman in the 24 hour gagrage last night the silly cow!! Id put some petrol in my car and was speaking to a guy on the forecourt i knew, he walked off to get his fags n whatever he'd stopped for from the kiosk and the silly cow had put my petrol through on his transaction. When i went over she said she had presumed we were together and point blank refused to void the transaction, wouldnt have been so bad but i was paying by card as had no cash so couldnt just give him the £ for the fuel. And then because id asked her why she wouldnt void the transaction or give me any cash back so as i could pay this guy the money she walked off and ignored …

If like me the time on the posts appear to be an hour out you can fix this by going to; My Controls --> Board Settings and then ticking ... Is daylight saving time in effect?

Did you write in? What u ask for? If you didnt what would you have asked for if you had?

eat another human being if you were starving which bit would you eat 1st how would you prepare and cook it

Holly at work has put her baby photos up this morning the ones of it in her tummy and theyre amazing its so wonderful how something like that can be in there. I never get broody but im all in awe of it today Its so cute aswell u can see its face with its nose pushed up against something cos its all squidgy and it has a little camp hand awwwwwww

any good here im useless about stuff like this and dont wana waste my money but i wana be able to capture mini vids and stuff of shay

r so so depressing . roll on next weekend

just opened a bag of peanuts & a warning on the back says 'WARNING: may contain nut traces' hope it does or Im taking it back to the shop

Name your faves

How dooooooooooooooo Enter below all the explicit detail of the White Isle drug & debauchery ness (obviously missing the illegal parts out ) How's all that are still there .. has Jo & Phil stayed there? Do you have any white bits

Matts posted something ;oP