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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went …

take u on a little journey with them and sing n hum n make noises when theyre doing something This guy has just sung and chatted me all round his house bless him Do u do it

Bushy & Tresh well well lads!

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Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Georgie Porgy pu…

I think it may have been done earlier n the year but not sure, so i've set up a league. Go to: www.fantasy.premierleague.com create your team, then join the CTW league. You will need a code for it whch is: 480958-65089 May the best fantasy team win!!!!!!!!

urgh her boobs really freak me out

fun for all the family

whos goin add your name to list below bannanaman

summat 2 kill time make ya own movie

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Cos it'll be shit.

Where u been dude? Good to see ya!!!

Hints and Tips on How To Do A Poo At Work. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this.Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing.Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, lea…

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some …

Irish War -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door n…

wheres everyone going?

What's a DVDJ set?

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. From keg or case, Thy will be drunk, At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage's, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, Forever and ever, BARMEN

who likes shopping here? shit how bored must i be

1. Taurus (April 21-May 21) These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants." But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of Mastercard's business is done with Tauruses. A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll…

did u get too storm on saturday nite? if so did u have a good 1? hope your all ok

Yo guys any 1 going the fields

very rude if they work

im more gutted about not going to v festival as i have a chance than i am about missing clubbing festivals and tidy weekend?? i swear my music taste has gone completely from dance to hiphop and grunge