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Once you pop you can't stop Never tasted these ones before - they are so moreish !

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Either PM or 07939 125 726 ta =) Its pretty urgent!

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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a g…

Why do women scratch their heads when they wake up? "Cos they dont have Balls!"

Here's something that you may enjoy: Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........ …

I know we have our differences, but I love you man. And I'm not just saying that. I mean it.

Aaaah just got home to find your CD. The cover is [censored] out of this world hahahaah couldnt stop laffn' when i opened it. Just lisnin to it now. "Make love and listen to the hoovers" oooo gets me all spiritual, like. Cheers bud.

Aaaah just got home to find your CD. The cover is [censored] out of this world hahahaah couldnt stop laffn' when i opened it. Just lisnin to it now. "Make love and listen to the hoovers" oooo gets me all spiritual, like. Cheers bud.

Aaaah just got home to find your CD. The cover is [censored] out of this world hahahaah couldnt stop laffn' when i opened it. Just lisnin to it now. "Make love and listen to the hoovers" oooo gets me all spiritual, like. Cheers bud.

So when are we going to meet up? Either Serious in February or Passion in February? Whats everybodies preference, & which is easiest for everybody to get to? I can do either, as i can drive up to Leicester.

Where Tina_g has gone or has got her mob num, as the num i got is wrong

Is this not a strange, and insensitive thing to say ?

at the cinema her are some survival tips. 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwart…

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The cunts haven't paid me what im owed

u comin manchester tomorrow then??

Hello Mr B ... Just been a browsing Are you taller than Guy

Where are you ?

I still miss you Will see you soon tho hey !

This weekend I am seeing NIna tonight and going out for a lovely meal, then im getting pissed tomorrow night in town (cos Nina is [censored] off to the NEC "baaaaaa") and on sunday im going for a fat roast dinner on the thames with Nahid , Laura & Co Yay!!

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Another quality cd mate Track 5. omg what a tune! what's it called? love the binary finary re-mix. Heard that at the cross a while back - place went mental!

what you doing on NYE? hes not DJing anymore so have got to think of summat to do

plz tell me the rumours that ur gonna be living round the corner from me are NOT true! You'll have a wicked time livin here!!

FAV DAY: would be at the tidy weekender standing next to glazby as he drops kick it. Then we would go back to 'our' afterparty, all my best mates would be there and glazby and karim would feed me haribo and get completly lollied and then myself and glazby would take a trip to the bedroom for 24hours Also did i mention i would be prime minister and every day is happy and endless sex,nogs,cuddles and naughty things for everyone!! HOORAAYYYY!! Mwa luv jilly xxx jill - could you write my epitaph?