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FriskyBoshBosh FredTheBaddie Why do my eyes read these the same ?

Mission accomplished. Well done.

Or is anyone else feeling the love on here today!

thanks for indirectly coming up with an amusing post.

I'm supposed to be writing my personal statement for my application to law school but I keep coming on here. Can't we temporarily close the site down?

Membership is down.....we need a recruitment drive....we need ideas to attract new blood....over to you my minions.... PS. Obviously I get the last say as to who gets in....

A primary school class comes in from lunch and sits down. The teacher asks Billy "What did you do at lunchtime?" Billy replies "I played in the sand pit, Miss" Teacher says "Ok Billy, if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard then I'll give you a sweet." Billy goes up, spells sand correctly and gets his sweet and sits down. The teacher then asks Jane what she did. Jane answers "I was playing in the sand pit with Billy." "Right Jane if you can come here and spell 'pit' I'll give you a sweet too." Janes goes up, spells pit and gets her sweet. The teacher then turns to Raj and asks him what he did at lunchtime. Raj says "Well…

Just wanted to say thanks for a great night, had a really god laugh, even thou the venue wasn't as good as expected (even thou i actually really it.....ha ha) we still made the most of it and all the dj's were on top form. Thanks guys

Ill have a couple of those heat tickets cheers big ears

Am on tablets for the next month which means I can't drink Have lasted a whole week but really want to go out and get pissed now.

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending >the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost see >through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal >jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. > >As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, >hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the >bars, and holding on with one hand (and two feet), he grunts and pounds his >chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in >the wavy dress…

Is getting it chopped of next week so he can drink

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in our exercise physilogy practical. Had to cycle on an exercise bike at increasing difficulty and have my Heart rate, ventilation rate, PCO2 and PO2. Then got weighed at end cos its needed for the write up and was 69.2 kg and the scales also read the percentage body fat of the individual. Mine is 12%. Was quite chuffed meself Oh yeah, does ne1 know the conversion factor for converting kg to stones as i dont work in kilos and therefore cant compare with the last time i measured myself.

Im going to learn how to drive, my grandad is giving me a car next weekend and payig for 5 lessons to get me started cannot wait

At present I have a Subaru Imprezza but if I had the wonga I would'nt mind a Maclaren F1 or Ferrari Enzo.....Well I can dream!

Worm Game hold your mouse button down to make the worm go up, let it go to make it go down. more addictive than scag. so thats my degree defenestrated then.

Get back to work! U sorted that [censored] for that old guy yet? Ha Ha!

that funky house was quality... i want more.

your a will have to go out on the pisser some time

Only just remembered you with that banana in Twist you crazy lady Wish someone had got a photo.

You know you write it all out then think. actually this is fuckin [censored] and just not post it. Although i wish some people would do that. I mean this topic pretty much sucks, but i was just wondering.

Dude - was good to see you at Twist - even if my legs were like jelly when you were helping me sit back down haha Stay cool

Was I missed??? I've got withdrawal symptons!!!! Roll on December!!!!

agreed?? we all need a bad guy on the board!

based on a true story

Jay, Micheala, et all please find an interview with billy reilly the owner of all these clubs Here , and all will become clear. ee the oracle

kittens and christmas trees dont mix Phil said it was way to early to put up my tree but everyone else in the area are putting theres up..............Baaa Humbug