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1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 3. Your soldier aint so unknown now. 4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building 6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. Youve got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary". 8. Youve got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 9. Im talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

Does anyone know of any good sites for downloading dance music? Tried Tidy digital but they haven't got the best selection i ever seen. Pirate or official, i'm not fussed.

Which board member . . . Is your favourite? Is your least favourite? Do you think contributes most to the board? Contributes the least to the board? Would you like to got on a date with? Would you like to have a mud wrestle with? Would you most like to take on holiday? Would you most like to get twatted with? Would you most like to fuck?

Hiya Hun Did you go Polys at the weekend? How's things at home ... all settling in back to normality (if there is such a state) after the hols! What you upto this weekend and bank holiday weekend?

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me s…

Heres bushy having a few beers at the local reading his favourite magazine. I wish he would read Maxim instead! and another filth

Feel free to add yours Just finished a 10 hour night shift ... took the dog down the common for an hour (good so far ) Dog decides to have his first ever fight ... bleeding nicely in a fair few places I've bathed him (thats punishment in it'self for him) BUT Do I wait up to see if the blood stems .... Or do I go bed and see what he's like when I wake up

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Magazine has turned up in our kitchen - im baffled lmao but if anyone would like to buy in latex gloves £5.20 for 100 or body bags @ £8.50 each let me know lmao Oh help your environment with a biodegradable coffin from £50 - david dickinson bargain

How Sexy is your Name? According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; howeve…

thats a god damn big bush

There is a new night starting in a couple of weeks @ The Canal Club (Wolverhampton) and we are currently looking for Funk Djs for the main room, if you are interested in playing then please send me demos asap, i will release more information later on today about the event so please keep looking Pm me or email me if you are interested and i shall give you my address The night is called REWIND and will be having big names in once or twice a month, its is backed by a very well known promotion some ex Storm (emporium), please get demos to me asap.

But where the blinking heck are you

All booked for classics matey

Well done Lou on your mamouth labour Huge CONGRATULATIONS to you both

My Soulseek is sorted and the last four episodes are on there for you to take at will. Sorry it's taken so long dude, send my apologies to the Mrs' old man too.

hello mate hope ur well been up to much?

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...to get pissed. Check y'all later.

What happened 2 you at this point of the evening??? I swear i didnt have my finger up your arse!

Argh, what did I do to deserve that. At least I'm in Brum 2 days a week.

would they mind txting me the big brother result later

Not much I expect.

youve ever been wanked off or gone down on ???? mate at works on about being in pizza hut n this bird giving a nice hand shuffle to her other half in there lol

Long time no speak how is everyone?

If there is space with the server how about a 'temp' space for people to put mixes they made with a track listing so peeps can download easy from there ? There could be say 500mg & the oldest one that has been there say a month would be deleted when a new one appears but only people with a code from James could upload to stop 'spamming' just an idea

nice to catch up at beach party. at time of posting (sun night) still not been to bed :S been a mad one beach party ended early with tide coming in. frantic was mayhem afterparty almost didn't exist for 3 hrs (during which time we walked from camden to egg and from there to kings cross) finally went to alexandra palace park for after party, where i started to get dunk. then went to pub where i got more drunk and ended up unable to speak. ummmm see u soon. was fuun ps yes i'm still dunk at time of writing

YOUR FACE ARE JUST THE BEST IN THIS PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

>Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect >term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of >words. > >I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to >kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear >on >their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. > >Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet >Heads." > >Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter >