General Discussion

REALLY good to see you guys again. Love you both so dearly ( ) xxx

I have £30 to spend in HMV, what do I go for? Any recommendations? I haven't bought a cd for a very long time and I don't want any vinyl as I might be selling my decks. Or, do I go for a DVD Or a game.... Or maybe even a dance mat?! Oh the choices......

A bloke saves his girlfriends life by giving her blood, they split up shortly after & he asks for it back She chucks a used tampon at him & says " I'll pay monthly, you tight bastard!! "

When are we gonna have this picnic then? Its gonna have to be in a HUGE park somewhere with lots of trees and benches so we can skip along holding hands. I still wanna go back to that pub and make the mother of all towers aswell. Its a shame I never got any photos of our creations.

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Bob goes to his doctor for some tests The doctor emerges and invites him into his office Bob “Do you know whats wrong with me?” Doc “Yes, you have AIDS” Bob “My god, is there a cure?” Doc “Go home, eat a curry, some peanuts, beans on toast, cabbage, sprouts, wetabix & some pure orange Bob “Will that cure me?” Doc “No but it’ll show you what your arse is for!”

tried to find this pic bout a week ago for a relevant topic but cudnt and have just found it so thought id post it neway.

Like this ?

Call for help !

Whats the worst thing about being a test tube baby? You know your dads a wanker!

A man walks in to his doctors and say "i think losing my hearing" The doctor replies "what are the symptoms?" The man replies "Yellow cartoon characters that are on the telly!"

I went to uproar at the santuary (MK) All nighter 6-6am It twas WICKED Got completly twatted Felt the LOVE Mark EG was brillent, he got the crowd wild with his boshin Tunes. Same with lisa pin up and paul glazby. What did u lot get up 2??

i am officially the bollocks. Ha raaaa ODDS: No replies 2/1

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What are you all like! phil - lovely convo with you mate "yea...um.... yeah... yea....ermm... yea...um....yeah,....yea...HELENNNNNNNNN!!!" Dly - might just hire you are the camera mate matey - its hard holding the camera and um.. well yanno.. claire - i just had my wank - im alot warmer now - Tash - um.. i hope you still have hair lest after tonight!! Cunted - your a cunt. Helen - - floating in your own little world as per usual! - hope your keep the toothbrushes tidy!! - and we'll deffo have to do some of that stuff together! could be very intersting indeed! everyone else who is there who i didn't speak to on the ph…

so you finally made it to a CTW meetup. btw - the final nipple count was 6. your slipping there (pardon the pun) last time we met you accidently exposed yourself far more oftern

I know when I came off the decks you said you wanted the set on CD.....I've been through my tunes and am sure I've got the tunes that I played. If you still want it on CD let me know Tracklisting.... 1) Lee Pasch - Emotions 2) Project Mayhem - Take Hold 3) James Lawson & Phil Reynolds - It's A Dream 4) James Lawson & Phil Reynolds - Rock N Roll 5) Organ Donors - Looking For Drugs 6) James Lawson & Anne Savage - The Hoffmann Experience 7) DJ Misjah & DJ Tim - Access 8) Rowland & Wright - Deeper 9) Base Graffiti - House Always Wins 10) SJ & Baby Doc - I Need You 11) BK & Paul Glazby - Outta My House

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Interesting new avator! been somewhere hot? Is that a penis on the top of your head there?

eyebrow. wat a cuntette.

you bastards.

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how was the house party? shame i had to miss it

i LOVE your new googley eyes avatar

sorry that I missed u over the weekend. Hope that u had a gud time. Have a gr8 hol and I shall catch up with u again soon. Chrissy xxx

i noticed (from your signature) that you have an artistic flaire about you. i was just wondering if you know any poetry which arn't littered with drugs references?