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I will mostly be annoying people by bringing them into threads for no apparent reason

alright mate r u coming to cardiff this w/end or no? If ur coming I am free on fri from 1pm so can meet u at station after then but will need half hour warning to get there.

Police have raided Michael Jackson's home 'Neverland'. They found Class 'A' drugs in his kitchen, Class 'B' drugs in his bathroom and Class 5C in his bedroom.

UBB2-ML-392089-ML- Moved to DJ'in and Producing by Maria.

Nice bit of useless info there

Hey, We are doing a tape at work to represent a brand by using images, film clips and music. I need some ideas for music that represents Passionate and Glowing....any genre. Any ideas? Cx

Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe?" Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left. He then turns to Hill, "and you…

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - don't miss the last one. > > > > > > Q: Are you sexually active? > > > A: No, I just lie there. > > > > > > Q: What is your date of birth? > > > A: July fifteenth. > > > Q: What year? > > > A: Every year. > > > > > > Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the …

UBB15-ML-391915-ML- Moved to Serious Issues by CreamyC

here is mine

Callum (Highlander) just wanted me to let you all know that he can't make it due to a family issue. he's really sorry but he'll see you all real soon. The reason he couldn't put this himself is cus his PC is [censored] up.

Shot the young lady and make her clothes fall off: http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/games_stripgame.htm Nowhere nears as good as it sound..

Chase the sheep around a field....minutes of fun for the whole family: http://www.david-lewis.com/sheepgame/launch.php

sound so much better wen its loud. It pisses me off cos im just enjoying my music and i get a complaint about the noise levels emanating from my room.

im going out 2nite. now wheres my booze gone. Ah [censored] out of beer. Vodka it is then. Straight cos i dont have ne mixers. Bugger. I h8 neat vodka.

U know how to play this, or if u dont u think of the first word u can that is related to the last word. First Word: Jewel

did \do your parents mark the side of the tin so you know if you've been in it or not? mine used to - i just robbed half the choccies so i hope its not marked this year

ive lost my [censored] phone for like the eighth time this year. normal service will be resumed shortly. its not funny this time though because there were message from my mum on there i wont ever get back.

can we make up a story? - cause like.. well wtf innit just finish off what i put - then you leave the end of your bit so someone else can add on to it etc etc. -------------------------------------------- Once apon a time there was a guy who

LOSER!!!

Here is ya proof sexynic is sexy sat in middle

Its 5.15, I'm really tired, bored stupid and having my tea at work, I want my bed Have got a couple of beers waiting at home just to make sure I

A SPECIAL kinda stuff!!!!

you have probably noticed, if you venture into the serious forums, that i'm forever telling people here that they're in charge of their own destiny... well, i finally took my own advice. i have moved from san francisco to south lake tahoe (on the california/nevada border) where i'll be working at heavenly ski resort for the winter. snowboarding is one of my passions so i decided to move to the snow so that i can board all winter. i got my (free ) all-winter lift ticket today and the snow is already falling. i got a cool house sorted out and a cool ride - a four-wheel drive audi quattro: to get me around. it's an '86 but it's sweet. i have n…

naming conventions to you?

u saw it here first.

Our union had sold out of tickets for 2nite and no1 had ne spare so i had to come home Luckily i can now post on here again

JHust thought I'd let you know that I've been having computer issues for the last month and haven't been able to post. So I haven't been ignoring you (well some of you I have actually). Should all be sorted soon, once Bukey's popped round to sort it out. He reckons its going to take 5 hours! I think thats just an excuse to spend more time with me

you're scaring me, dude.