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Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartendersays "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy." Paddy replies "Okay Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. Shoite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks h…

17 hours of freedom left!

my throats sore, im sore all over, my head hurts a bit I'll still b down London tho

Ive got David dickinsons

A man goes to his doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doctor says "that looks nasty" "Nasty" says the man, its just the tip of the bloody iceberg!

Where art thou Lisa today ?

Alrite man! Didnt get ur email on my college account for some reason?? Im not in college today and next time Im in is friday so I'll meet up with ya then if u still want a copy of SoundForge??? My home email addy is - Ikon@dsl.pipex.com Laterz

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are > >the rules from the male side. These are our rules! > > > >Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > > > >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, > >put it down. We need it up you need it down. You don't hear us > >complaining about you leaving it down. > > > >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of > >the tides. Let it be. > > > >1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think > >of it that way. > > > >1. Crying i…

As told by Purple Ronnie: - PISCES They like to get drunk and go naked They're always ahead of the trends They cover their bellies With ice-cream and jellies And try to snog all of their friends. Pisces Character No-one knows what goes on inside a Pisces person's head. They are dreamy and mysterious and they like to wander off into their own little world. Pisces can make total strangers feel like their bestest friend in the whole wide world. Pisces people make good ARTISTS, WRITERS and MUSICIANS because: - 1) They have smashing imaginations and like to escape to a world of make-believe. 2) They love music and have to listen to it…

414 sounds better

Nominations please for YOUR photo of the year. The top ten will be put to a vote and the winner will be revealed on the 20th December 2003. Heres my nomination, the photo is aimed on Maria but look at Tony's face, an absolute picture - SHEER QUALITY

i really really really want BOP IT! EXTREME

I am currently selling a pair of UV Pink Cyberdog trousers on ebay. GO

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Haven't you noticed that boy bands and girl bands are breaking out greatest hits so early now. I say this as one of my fav bands in the world ever, Red Hot Chili Peppers have brought out their greatest hits. They have been around for ages and only now bringing theirs out. Just goes to show what a money grabbing industry is. yet they have the cheeky to jump up and down over downloading tracks. When in fact it's hardly made a dent to the industry according a survey that was done recently. grr but also the greatest hits of the chili's sounds all to good, will have to order me a copy asap!

Keep gettin distracted by the advert that keeps popping up at the top of men in their sherman pants hmmmmm! Has anyone else got this???

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finish munchies and then off to bed.

The following ppl can expect their copies landing in the next few days..... MissDiddy CreamyC Maria Claire DC Mr Moo Dawn TidyTart Dondo LiamStyles SimonC Diablo Crill Bungle

This is mental. Its an article not photgraphs. Click me

HELL YEAH !

45mins i sware it only seemed like a 20min convo

that politician for henley with the floppy yellow hair oh dear

are you not going to talk to me tonight or are you experiencing MSN probs like dawn is

Kwality sign-off ma frend.

Hello there, good afternoon, welcome to This Is Your Life. Got your CD, will report back tomorrow sometime

does it work?

> >A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool in the > > > > early hours of 15th September. The epicentre was Huyton. > > > > Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", > > > > "mental" and "that did me ead in". The earthquake decimated the area > > > > causing in excess of £55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of > > > > mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. > > > > Three preserved areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many …

A big mac ?

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