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very big.....very tasty.......but very messy iv had 2 now (which is suprising as i dont like maccy Ds) and its impossible to eat them without getting really messy. very nice though

"Holmes why have you painted the front door yellow???" "lemon entry my dear watson"

you deffo bringing the mixer to smile? £200 in cash ok or would you rather have a check

only a week to go

u listened to my cd yet

Did you nick that hat from JJB Sports ?

i managed to nick four lighters. excellent.

I want dump my girlfriend, I feel she is second best to someone I might meet in a few years time, what shall I do ? Is she just a stop gap ?

Imagine early on a Sunday morning your sat round with with yer mates, had a wicked night out feeling a bit pickled (yeah you all know what i am on about) suddenly sombody askes a question that either A. you brain knows but due to chemical abuse cant locate the correct answer or B. you must find out the answers cause there gonna send ya mad!!! If anybody could help with these questions you will make a hell of a lot of mash heads happy. 1. In thundercats what was liono's glove called (the one he had on his belt with grappleing hooks)? 2. what is the ranger called in Yogi bear? 3. what is rembrandt's first name? 4. In heartbeat (old skool art progr…

Wondering if anyone knows any good drug related sites?? Need to write an essay.. dont reckon personal experience is classed as research If ya help i'll be forever in your debt.. or maybe not but i'll say thanx

how you doing hun?

Hi guys - thank you so much for a wikid weekend. If it werent for Callum I would have been stuck in all day yesteraday / today doing sweet FA ! Moo, as always it was a pleasure to see you mate ! Next time you want to try and mix though, make sure you are in the the CORRECT frame of mind LMAO Mod - thank you so much for letting us organbise a house party at yours Loved the music (As always) and loved the DVD about Tiésto Tidy Tart - nice to see you too ! Hope you didn't mind us coming up as I know you were feeling a little worse for wear from the night b4 ! Beeeyewkeh! - Good to see you too mate ! Thanks for teh "buzz", it was a great night Hop…

hi ya mate how do i go about gettng pics put on here from when i go over to peterborough??

has anyone seen when i joined onto this site? exactly a year ago today!!! and throughout the year, i've become friends with the whole lot of you! thanx folks, keep up the good work James and Co. and if we do meet up in the not too distant future, the first round's on me!!! DOH! ---->

yes someone felt guilty, banned lol

pleeeese just had a new PC and its downloaded version 4.5 feel like im stuck in a time warp my smilies dont move

your cheque for the PVD night @ gods 2 weeks ago, should be with you any day, if it hasn't got to that address already. since you don't know me, I'm honest. if it is lost and the amount hasn't gone out of my account within a bit, I'll send another one.

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thats me been hit with another £30 charge for a £.799 insurance thing that they had agreed to take out on the 30th of each month! thats me paid £90 in bank letters for a measely fuckin £7.99 to say im ragin is an understatement! Looks like I wont be coming to London now cos of this [censored] so sorry guys I could borrow money but Ive really had enough of borrowing money and it bein near christmas and [censored] its probebly best not...... again sorry guys

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Man goes down on a woman and says "[censored] that stinks". woman says "its arthritis". man says "what? in your fanny?" woman replies "no in my shoulder i cant wipe my arse!"

After attending the funeral of a Texas mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from Minnesota, one from Iowa and one from Wisconsin, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are. The Minnesota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glass…

You got kicked out of Phil's post - boohooo! Come join this one luv.

Breasts!

has no reason for existence.

That there is no more smut forum....what happened there!! How long has it been like this, I have obviously been blind!

MSN has just [censored] up.. has urs?

i couldn't give a [censored]. anyone else the same?

shockingly, i missed my 10am this morning. nevermind - it was almost certainly utter toss. batteries run out yet?