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Tell the woman to get in the kitchen And put that kettle on

when am I in the moderator club then?

Haha, what a lightweight! Firstly yah' never made it to Camden on saturday, then was also a no-show at Purple Turtle last night! Due to drinking too much and passing out? Dear me, I guess its harder for old folk like you to keep up!

and theres a song called gay boyfriend on! WTF

I was thinkin bout this on the way to my mates today and I thought "ERECTION" would be a quality name for a night although someone has already done it prob wat about u?

i'm going now i know you didnt really need to know this but i felt obliged to give you a good bye hug byex

where my life coach? i've got the letter

Mine was pretty poo, i went out and was asked for ID, id can u belive it? Not once but twice, the cheek of it? Anyway i then started on the party precriptions (if u no wot i mean) and.............. Nothing happened all i was doin was taking more and more and MORE By now i was sooooo annoyed GGGRRRRRR!!! I even done strong 1s and id tryed different 1s. So while i was having a bad boring weekend, what was every1 else up too??

this windows is too technical for me its scareing me

Anyone intrested in joing us at glasshouse to support Andy whitby playing there is going be a good night and if Andy or colonel k reads this who else is playing 1.Jodie 2.Campalena 3.Leedzlad 4.Colonel k 5.Shaunstopbeingsomint 6.Bouncyball 7.Sexynicky? 8.Andy whitby ( he is playing)

START TRANSMISSION I dont understand, maybe im just lazy but if the toilet seat is down i dont lift it up, i just aim inside that, smaller target but twice the fun. Plus your bird doesnt start moaning at you. END TRANSMISSION

u know that pic of u sitting on the sofa...well id luv to cum over ther right now, sit next 2 u and give u the biggest hug u ever did get!!

11 days hon

this is for those of u who are doing the CTW fantasy football league or if ur interested...if ur not anyway... life is hard at the top have been there since week one! come on guys....some very disapointing performances 1 Drawbridge Utd Joe Drawbridge (points 539) 2 WHO'S YER DADDY F.C Simon Hales (507) 3 Unsuitable Allstars Chris Hutchinson (494) 4 Magic Bean Munchers Iain Buchanan (481) 5 razorangel XI Blink Eden (458) 6 Undecided Jay Haydock (453) 7 shamu mutha fc darren royan (440) 8 wee fellies Jimmy Reid (436) 9 GeeBee United Drew Tilney (435) 10 Athletico …

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Did you go to Goodtimes hun? Sorry i didnt make it needed a weekend of recovery

25 - which port ? 110 - which port ? I can't remember which number is for the incoming / outgoing

Aint seen it in ages!

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are u joining us at ss this weekend . gotta be done

I am listening to some wikid Trance on the net. You would just love it.

...and good night!

Did anyone see Holy Cross?

Everyone has left me alone they have all gone for a team building day. Not only am I the only person in my office but the only person on my floor. Its so lonely........... but at least I can be on here all day

when did i get so many posts? i used to come on here and post about once a month, look at me now. i think im addicted. am i in the clique yet?

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I've just been looking at a post quickly as I am in an open plan office and someone has just walked behind me and seen Jay's lovely signiture. You Cunt!

Wanted for crimes against Music - Dead or Alive (preferably dead)..... Reward given

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