General Discussion

saturday night was SO MUCH FUCKIN FUN! didn't know my own name love ya guys

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Where ya' going & what ya' doing for it? I'm thinkin either... Tidy NYE (magna big scaleeeeeeeee) Promise Vs Goodgreef NYD (that boat fingy off newcastle) urm..any other suggestions?

your not special.

i'll fao you to tell you i'm not going to serious next week a quiet money save wkd i think (hope)

getting a little carried away arnt you there? its like as soon as you've worked you how to add a pic in your signature you add another, and another. lets just hope you dont learn how to change your avatar otherwise there'll be no where to hide

...has by ar the best signature on ctw at the mo imo

[censored] DIS [censored] IM GONA HAVE FAG AND A BEVY ME PLEASE yes im nuts what here drugs are bad mmkay is it in yet old fart shhhhUT THE [censored] UP i love u all realy to much beer i dont no were or what i am on you bad pussy n throw him to the lions.one billion dollors a dancing banana ohh joy poofter .. please note no ofence 2 any gay people reading this ta ta........END OF TRANSMION.........

is this the Australian u met on Friday with what looks like another poor victim

Does anyone have it ? The fuckers are ripping me off big time and I need to sort this out.

How are you on this fine Sunday?

Absolutley LOVE you new avatar, it's quality There was someone who actually came on here pretending to be Craig David ages ago, and anything that makes fun of him just cracks me up! Well done!

basically everybody adds their little bit to the story after the the last person. i'll start: along time ago in a galaxy far far away...

get your skinny butt down here now! so much for the early start PS dont forget the kids chocolate

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have my oxtail soup Im weird.

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't dirty though ! It was that you needed advice about your ex husband - and I don't even know him

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...yesterday I had to walk thru the supermarket to get home!!!! It was a Safeway!!!

Good afternoon

From the mouth of cunted not mine.................. Tell Maria im telling James on her HeHe

Just watched it a few days ago and thought it was rubbish. Whats everyone elses opinion of this apparent British classic?

When you next down South dude ?

had to have the emergency vet out last night to tranqualise/sedate the dog, by the time i got home from work at 9 o'clock he had ripped 2 doorframes off, ripped my wallpaper off, and smashed his way through a glass panel in the door. then when i was checking to see where he was bleeding from the bloody thing bit me ..........sodding fireworks came to the grand total of £135.34 she was only there for 5 mins

ooooooo errrrr england still to win should be in the pub, it opened at 9am, there will be a few alcohol casualties there later

just used the maralaid knife in the margarine. someones gonna have interesting flavoured sandwiches

Need to find a post office tomorrow ok ?

Three Scousers and three Mancs are travelling by train to a football Match in London. At the station, the three Mancs each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Mancs. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Scousers. They all board the train. The Mancs take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack an…