General Discussion

When you next down South dude ?

had to have the emergency vet out last night to tranqualise/sedate the dog, by the time i got home from work at 9 o'clock he had ripped 2 doorframes off, ripped my wallpaper off, and smashed his way through a glass panel in the door. then when i was checking to see where he was bleeding from the bloody thing bit me ..........sodding fireworks came to the grand total of £135.34 she was only there for 5 mins

ooooooo errrrr england still to win should be in the pub, it opened at 9am, there will be a few alcohol casualties there later

just used the maralaid knife in the margarine. someones gonna have interesting flavoured sandwiches

Need to find a post office tomorrow ok ?

Three Scousers and three Mancs are travelling by train to a football Match in London. At the station, the three Mancs each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Mancs. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Scousers. They all board the train. The Mancs take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack an…

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Why am i up so early ? I need a lie in .

you got a butt whipping come on England

can i have one of your old cyber dummies please?

I wish I was a Tiger.....

Anyone watch this on TV last night What you think? I thought it OK but could of been better- lets hope future episodes give more chance to listen to the tunes they play

Love the signature

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Lord of the rings? want to put a DVD on and chill for a bit, but i cant decide what to watch.....someone make the decision for me please

i dont want to go i would rather talk bullshit to you lovely lot and add to my big 5000th post

bloody annoying aren't they

i'll be off to count min in a min, just curious if anyone else does this in Autumn

saw this and thought of you:

u'll always be my fav turd

I've got my ticket! Yay! Anyone else?

from 1 DJ? like 28 anyone care. no. cool.

A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting up a beautiful blonde. After some drinks, she starts to cry. She tells him the sad story of how she is Irish and terribly homesick, but can't afford to buy a ticket to go home. The sailor tells her his profession and makes a deal with her. "I'll hide you away on my ship on one condition. You have to have sex with me when I ask." She hugs him, crys and agrees. So late that night they sneak on to his ship and he hides her in a big life boat with a canvas cover. He tells her he'll bring her food and water and she'll just have to stay hidden because she'll be in big trouble i…

this will [censored] with your mind. look at just one of the circles

I'm hopefully gonna be seein Mark EG @ Slinky, along with Mr Halliwell. And no work tmrw, yay ! ! !

A young boy went up to his father and asked: "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a while, then answered; "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned." So, the boy went to his mother and asked; "Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied; "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older sister and said; "Would you sleep wit…

Followed advice and had a drink :-)

off the options bar up top?

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