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I missed it 2nite, what happend, who is dead??? who survived?? I need to know

Go on post something it's so quiet

ur at work, getting pissed?

its only been 6 months since the last one but feels like a lifetime. when i dont get enough sunshine i get really low roll on july!

Hun replied to ya pm, what do u think ur'e doing before gh, i think a few of us r either goin to heaven and hell or funky club, will let u know hun

Im off to bionic in cardiff to see Scot project Lady Dana and residents Cally & Juice Can't wait

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard…

SHITE

Just like to welcome you all aboard and politely inform you that you can never leave..... I am also pleased to annouce that the Inaugural Mafia meeting will be 29th of Nov at Fabric..... As its sort of my birthday, I demand presents from all of you.....bananas will be fine. I thank you....

Mod1's in Peterborough ?

Woman are you preggers?????????????????????????????? All your post this week have ben in ref to food..... Muller rice, dairylee dunkers, cuppa soups etc!!!! ARE YOU CRAVING??????????????

Tenacious D!! (Pictured here) The well-fed rockers of Tenacious D went on a 45-day hunger strike yesterday. They were tenacious enough to last about an hour. A comic-rock duo featuring actor Jack Black, Tenacious D has earned a hard-core following of fans ravenous for their anthems invoking the themes and lingo of heavy metal. Yesterday, Black and partner Kyle Gass pledged a gesture as grand as their music, saying they would starve themselves while dangling above Times Square for 45 days - or until their new DVD sold 1 million copies. "Kyle is going to bring a guitar, and if we need extra nourishment, we will live off the power of each other's rock,…

I hope I get lucky

Out of thousands of CTW members, didnt think I'd be popping up in there for a long time!! Cool!

just seen a cd advertised on telly......club classics, club classics & piano house never heard of that before

....as we get on a bit in our age and the energy to go clubbing dwindles , will we be able to notice this by the fact we will be farting, uncontrollably, when we cough or laugh. its a question that has haunted me for a while.

I am quite fond of salmon and creme cheese bagels, bu ttoday am gonan have a KFC coz its my fav hangover food

Yes i have less than half a day now to finish my work and hand it in and i thought id let u in on some of the work ive written: People who train regularly don’t just train their skeletal muscles which they are exercising with but also the heart muscles. As with other muscles training increases muscle size which means that cardiac muscle thickness is greater than an untrained heart muscle. The chamber size of the heart also increases with this increase in muscle size. This increase in heart size is called hypertrophy. An increase in the left ventricle volume will increase the stroke volume as more blood can be ejected from the heart during one heart beat. This therefo…

The fireworks gone ? They started early so why dont the finish late ?

This worries me, does it anyone else?

Hahaha have a laugh on here, there are some very funny stories. www.bunny-boilers.com

Last I heard you couldn't post on here anymore You on your lunch break ...................... still

hahahah just found the american version of mr moo!!!

Read what he wrote above the pic! http://www.free-house.com/WebsAlbumImage.htm

y do u never have it with chips?

wtf?

How can you be: In the shower/packing ?????? Surely all your clothes would get wet?

Here are a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction". "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E&B syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any." "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Fri…

innit.

are you ready?