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For my birthday present I would like: Aston Martin DB7 in Racing Green A whole roast chicken The entire back catalogue of Simon & Garfunkel on Laser Disc 4.89 metric tons of Maynards Sours Wine Gums A new handle for my teapot I leave it up to your discretion as to what you choose to purchase for this momentous occassion, but I would like to point you in the direction of the chicken if you wish to keep me happy..... I thank you in advance and look forward to my present with the uttermost eagerness and anticipation.

My rooms a pigsty and i have too much work to do but cant be arsed cos id rather post on here. Thanks CTW

Are [censored] DISGUSTING. I just had one for the first time EVER and nearly threw up. They are lumpy and stuff. [censored] things shouldn't be up on todays market Talk about pure rankness.

i hate most of you

Happy b-day to me another year older but not quite another year wiser no 1 loves me enough on here to do it so iv had to

i had 22 on my course, electronics. but i got to the end of it, realised i didn't know anything about electronics so did puters instead

posts that have "teaser" subject lines like the one above, to hide the fact that the main message body is actually extremely dull. they are gayhighly gayextremely gayonly for twatsi'd rather poke my arse

sat on a chair i sat on one today it was really good

sat on a chair i sat on one today it was really good

sat on a chair i sat on one today it was really good

Well me, titchy bitch and friend craig went out sat ngt, we were let loose in london to support Littlemissloud at george 4 or whateva i can't remember. We had the best ngt eva, ali played a banging set, cheers matey! Finally met creamy c not sure if thats a good thing, but every so often i had to pull my trousers up ay kev was a really funny and good ngt. got the coach back to northampton at 8 in morning. When we got home we got caught up in the rain. Cheers for a good ngt guys, look forward to the next one.

build me up, butters-cup *spack attack* when are you going to get your arse in gear with photoshop and contribute to that FAO???? it's your turn oh, and what are your future clubbin plans and stuff, i am looking beyond exams and trying to see whether it's worth taking a trip down to eng-er-land in the next couple of months.

i hate you all

KILLER OF THE WHINE GUM. hahaha Imagine JUST the WHINE GUM(s) itself, chasing you up the street hahaha ya get me ?

Specifically Java (Using BlueJ) Just had my first assignment and Im gonna need a bit of help!

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Really important This website has done a piece on one of my freinds without her permission insulting and has also place an msn convo on the site i had with the owner, which i asked him not to put up becuase i found him, rude and insulting and he also edit the convo Do you know any way or where i can report the site to be closed down?

Why do some people not show you the real them? Why do they make you believe that they are a different person to who they really are, or want everyone else to think that they are someone else!!! Just [censored] be yourself and dont lie to people! It causes hurt! Sorry for the rant, just had to go on a bit

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Been let down for saturday but still wanna go out. Anyone wanna share night with the Fart??

What happened to her??? I know she was having a baby but she hasn't been on in months?? Anyone?? I miss our discussions on Chewits...

welcome to "slowsville" population-2

Hiya! Is Zoe from Ibiza still in touch with you??? I got woke up in the middle of the night, she left a message on my answer phone going on and on about 'plasticated Colin' and if I still thought I was a super model! At first I thought it was a nightmare but the message really is on my phone! PMSL!!! The past is coming to haunt me....ooooooooo errrrrrrrrrrr We have to re-live that day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awight Buttmunch!

bollox i am but even so i dont feel like i NEED to go out clubbing EVERY wkd ne more. altho i think its as much to do with the fact that i'm growing to despise hardhouse nights and cant find enuf people to goto non hardhouse/trance nights with me is ne1 else on here getting baord with hardhouse? (question only applies to people that go clubbing to it every week)

have you got your refund yet ?

Stop PMing each other!!!

As you well know I dont do these poxy "what about when that happened" or "wasn't I funny when I randomly did this" because I dont like cliquey [censored] thats attached BUT this FAO takes pure exception. Yesterday when driving home and seeing the sign that said Oxford, we took the turn James says "yeah, its down here and then its only 20 minutes and we'll be home". Apparently, at this point "I" was going the wrong way and James then decided to take over driving claiming to "get us out of this mess". 1 hour and 13 minutes later - baring in mind he said we'd be home in 20 minutes - we're on the M4 going towards South-[censored]-hampton he blames the [censored] sodding r…

What's with the sheep in your sig???? People are gonna start to spread rumours. Didn't u used to have a car in it??

SUCK!!!!!!!!! shen.....dont know how you cope