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did anyone see it last night on channel 4? http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/R/the_real_blair_witch/index.html really [censored] up but very interesting!

wel its that time of year again where i have got bored of doing nothing so i have got an interview today not bad 9 till 5 mon to fr and enough money to satis fy my clubbing needs game on nly bad thing is that i have to wear a suit again never mind!!! well i'm off to catch my train now so atda peeps spk to you later!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

What does this 'Dizzy' business stand for then ? Thanks for your pointless PM, it made me cry actually.

rocks ive had it since june but have only just decided to use it and it prints really good photos. Have printed out various tw4 photos and others of me on holiday from over the years.

Some nights I lay all alone in bed, and I could really do with the warmth of a furry little companion.

it's your fault luu, fix it. back l8r!

grrr at havin an open tube of pringles within reach b4 goin 2 the gym *bloated*

You decide!!! In a hotel room full of other CTWers, MoffMyPickle proudly did this.... Bless. Look at the faces in the first two. Creaming his pants maybe? Colin66's only reaction could be... Jilly would be proud of your, Stuart! You really are a full member of her Wank Club, aren't you?

Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident. Innuendo all the way! The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana..... Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four " George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?" Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in" Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in" Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit …

ive done a new one... youll have to come to passion on saturday night to collect your copy... or wait for me to sort my life out and post it its good by the way

"Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commente…

What's got 6 wheels and flies?......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Dustcart!!! Boom Boom!

Home at last - bangin headache and halucinating slightly but what a night! Brilliant to see everyone, sorry if i didnt get chance to say bye-bye to all of u when we left. Was a great night, we should do it again. Special thanks to Elly for arranging the guest list - ur a superstar - c u soon Cherry.

I need something to fill the space between wanking and watching mid-morning television.

muppets

Big kisses baby xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Alwight Jamesey lad! Just popped on for another of my scheduled bi-yearly posts. Site's still lookin good fella. See you all soon Dave (No longer a hardcore clubber - prefers the love of a good woman and a nice cup of horlicks )

theres 2 of em on hollyoaks now *drools* and i thought the 1 was georgious enuf her sister pops along

butterkist popcorn so addictive? i think they put a chemical in it which just wants you want more and more... or maybe im just a fat pig of stuffed a whole 200g bags worth in less than 4 minutes

in the moody winger posts per month bloody woman

i thought TomD was back then. how was work?

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alrite m8 how goes it, has been a while! u got that tenner yet lol?

u 2 are both the biggest pervs in the world!!! after this weekend im gonna b mentally scared for life tits tits tits tits arse arse arse arse!!! anyways love ya both!! thanx 4 a wicked time!!

I want one !

Who is the pikey in your ava ?

Twats.

I have rather a bad, um, hangover, following the weekend, but I've never actually suffered from hangovers before, and people never used to understand why I was always up bright and breezy after a weekend of drinking various concoctions. BUT..... whereas most people seem to suffer from just generally feeling ill and tender, I am just filled with this overwhelming bitchiness and aggression... and then I realise I've been a nasty cow and end up crying... is this normal in terms of hangovers? Or am I just turning into an emotional cripple?!