General Discussion

Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) What do a R…

alrite m8 how goes it, has been a while! u got that tenner yet lol?

u 2 are both the biggest pervs in the world!!! after this weekend im gonna b mentally scared for life tits tits tits tits arse arse arse arse!!! anyways love ya both!! thanx 4 a wicked time!!

I want one !

Who is the pikey in your ava ?

Twats.

I have rather a bad, um, hangover, following the weekend, but I've never actually suffered from hangovers before, and people never used to understand why I was always up bright and breezy after a weekend of drinking various concoctions. BUT..... whereas most people seem to suffer from just generally feeling ill and tender, I am just filled with this overwhelming bitchiness and aggression... and then I realise I've been a nasty cow and end up crying... is this normal in terms of hangovers? Or am I just turning into an emotional cripple?!

What or who would you be? I'd be a super hero like bannana man or something!

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hiya its me sarahc from clubithard.com. Where's these photo's of you on here then? cant seem to find em, cud u tell us the link please? PS. if you're interested there's more photo's of me from Djing fri night in Donny - More here

Get some work done!!!

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this week, which means...loads of work to do. or just faff about on CTW

makes the most amount of [censored] posts? my vote at the moment goes to Luu Luu congratulations come forward and collect your award!

..is like catching your parents at it. Really [censored] and leaves you [censored] for days.. How many of you are imagining your parents at it in your head now eh ? haha

who are u ppl? ok so i was one of them til i signed in. hiya creamy n littlemissloud and all u other nice gentle little ppl who made me turn into a complete nuthead on sat nite in brixton. xxx

One of my relatives invented TCP! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Aunty Ceptic! Thank you!

ive gotta actually go and do some uni work today but will b bk later or tomorra. if u fancy havin a play about try n find me an avatar from anywhere on net and post it. ill find the one i like then keep it. Creamy hates my dummy!

I know we've done the top 10 normal films, but as it's Halloween how about your top 13 Horror Films.... Here's mine; #1: Halloween #2: Friday The 13th (pt1) #3: The Shining #4: Alien #5: A Nightmare On Elm Street #6: The Blair Witch Project #7: Poltergeist #8: Night Of The Living Dead #9: The Omen #10: Carrie #11: The Evil Dead #12: Candyman #13: Hellraiser ...and loads more too!

mine was Jet!

ello matey not spoken in a while - hows it going?

It's not about so called friends takin part in my place of work really.. invited them don't cheap drinks n all then oh no they ave to do drugs... i can get sacked instantly for that..... and i've been workin on a promotion for a couple of months now which payed off last night.. but because of them i could lost everythin... lost my total respect and will not be goin clubbin or anythin wid them again....

what the?

hows tings over there?

So you moved out of wales? Good Job really, cos this country wasnt big enough for the two of us! Are you living with jimbo? Bet you'll be happier now. Train journeys home are so [censored], i hate them. I'm looking at moving too. Lincoln here i come! lol

Hiya could everyone that knows me please PM me your number as ive lost my phone this weekend.

good night?

Just met Creamy for the first time today.......hmmmmm He's not as tough as he makes out on the board !! I managed to make him blush I have pleasantly changed my mind about him I think he is the cream of the board Hmmmm i'm sure he is still going to tell me to fook off!! even now that he knows I am really Maria's Mum and not Maria in disguise Anyway Creamy it was nice to meet you