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...to lick my balls? Mod1>> CTW smut king

my Revels only contain Malteasers

ha ha just remembered our trip to the newsagents in croydon 'excuse me mate, this might sound like a random question..but do you know where banging tunes is' psml xxxx

are you going on sun?? no you were bout it!!!

everyone have a good un oooo its all dark out there, this is the first time iv gone work in the dark

..in the last hour ?

i can upgrade in a couple of weeks, only want camera phones.... Motorola T720i (free) Ericsson T610 (free) O2X1 (free) Nokia 7250i (£50) Samsung v200 (£100) Samsung P400 (£150) so def not the last 2 and probly not the Nokia. altho i like nokia's so maybe the nokia any ideas?!?! ps - need to find out about memory upgrades, how to transfer the pics to the PC (do they charge me £40 for a cable....) and stuffs... fank oo

hehehehehe love it

hi babe i cant find your email address in my add book so just thought i would put an fao up for you. ive forgot my password for the forum & i know youve been sending me pm's. can you pm me it on here so i can log on?? speak to you soon honey xxxxxxxxx

Right this is gonna be long and if I miss anyone dont be offended I had such a fookin wicked birthday weekend and I just wanna thank u all first hehe ok here goes Tara - thanks for everything having me at yours all weekend, taking me out, looking after me, oh and my lil pressy I forgot bout that till I got home made me smile hehe. missin ya and I'll be down next month defo luv ya Taras mum - thanks for lettin me stay the weekend makin my dinner for me friday (was well nice) oh and the lovely cups of tea on sunday mornin youve got me drinkin tea now, I had 3 cups of tea today at work! hehe Jilly - great laff on the bus on the way down its…

late post i know but its the first time ive had a chance to come on and put an fao up!! i dont want to do individual mentions cause i always miss people out... but i just wanted to say how much of an amazing weekend i had with you lot, the weekends with yous seem to be getting better and better. just a few folk i want to say special thanks so is the hotel room crew, bukey, bungle, scream, highlander, colin, stu and sophie AND all the stragglers from friday night. Such a great laugh..ive not laughed so much in ages...im sorry if my giggles annoyed you lot..but i couldnt stop.. THE CURTAINS GO SWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOSH. lol. A final tune for you…

How does that tune go?

Lads and lass's yes im back!! Yes I know you all missed me but please try to keep control of yourselves So how you all keeping? Well havnt been clubbing for a while, been knuckling down and sorting me life out. Planning a night out with a few buddies to the Gatecrasher event at the NEC on the 29/11. So who's going?? There must be a few of you, come on lets have a show of hands I know ya must be all out or in bed but im on it with a few buddies, so here I am, come on keep me sane pleeeeeeeeeeeease

and righting the world. the hypocritical bastards

view from my kitchen window ahh this is well messy how dyu attach 2 pics?

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished sh*ggin'me bord, I get out of da bed walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

when u look sum1 up in ur address book to txt em, then end up texting the ppl listed above and below as well, cos they're there.

Just got back from cinema from seeing kill bill and thought it was excellent Anyone else seen it? What you think Can't wait for next one

iv got cravings for these things. eaten way too many in the past few days

..of any ilness. It just makes it 10 times worse when your sober again !

fecking NTL dial up shite!

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Scream ! Happy Birthday Matey ! U ugly bastard.

you look a lot better in your new avarar

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid > > problem?' > > > > When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I > > realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked >him > > to forgive me. > > > > Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and > > sold the engine? > > > > I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go > > swimming. > > > > I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on > > with my r…

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I have £1. Skintest I have EVER been !

u resort to chocolate vienetta for ur seratonin fix. neone want anything from tesco's?