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Wish i hadnt bought my damn global ticket now Felix is playing at Custrad factory saturday and will be much better fucking typical i always manage to miss him

How is everyone today

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right then who is coming 2 this event, we have now had our set time and its 11-12 which is a wicked time! Hope 2 see everyone there!!!!!!

why do some ppl persist on chatting bollox to me like im fucking dear dierdree and u cant block some of em cos theyll know and theyre ppl u see grrrrrrr Im not a fucking agaony aunt i have my own fucking problems with out urs sorry had to get tha off my chest

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Hello and Welcome chickadee to the shit that is CTW - watch out for Dom he bites ;oP

Whats happened to the weather or did I blink & miss summer ? OH nearly forgot then that this is England We only do wet sunshine here !

How was Friday babe? and what you doing this Fri/Sat

Well, yesterday i was instructing on a track day at Cadwell in Lincs. Now to cut a long story short, My bike is currently bust due to a cracked oil sump. Will be fixed very soon though. So, i had to borrow a mates bike to do the track day on. It was a very very nice, 2005 Honda Fireblade in Repsol colours - see attached pic. This bike is about 2 months old and his pride and joy, or atleast it was his pride and joy!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . As i was going down the straight at full chat, the bike was doing about 13,500rpm and decided to put one of the pisotns into the cylinder head................. The noise it made wa…

alright everyone! hows it goin?

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sxy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with…

> A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as > different emotions e.g. fear etc. > On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the > door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted > on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have > you come as?" > > And the guy says," > > I'm green with NV". > > The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." > > > A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to > see a woman covered in a pink body stocking w…

Is the most silly thing to eat when you have a dryer mouth than ummmm ghandis flip flop

cant book the chalet, it keeps saying a error has occured . ill finish early tmoz and get it booked on the fone

post stick a quick hello here or a funny anecdote for us

is going swimmingly applying to go work in a wacky warehouse again woohoo dressing up like a twat fucking around with kiddies i can handle that - i might even start to like children failing that theres one for a bingo caller i quite fancy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Hope you have / had a brilliant day honey.

'appy birfday

apparently muslims are allowed alcohol now..... .....one of them had 5 shots.

of the non smoking minx, all is looking well as yet not had any major cravings although did have to run past the smoking crew this morning as if id had a whiff itd have been over lol Told you i could do it Tresh

I will be getting ready for judgement sunday. Will have had my 1st day in the sun, probs coked up to my eyeballs. Rest assured though, I will spare a thought for you all.

were Jame & Maria with that news bet they were / are sh1tting them selfs

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black yes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yo…

back from my hol, hope u r all ok im wading thro the washing n stuff on a proper downer too cos im back home

went swimming on day over the pond and far away Just had that on in the office its ace the ducks quack n then the big duck quacks like shes farting

Space age... better then 'watch your arsehole lads' pink.

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got my digital camera on wednesday morning - fantastic, its an amazing piece of technology and i love it! by thursday evening, ive gone and broken the freakin screen on it! i am so upset! i took it with me while walkin the dog, and got some nice shots i must say which still downloaded onto my pc anyway no bother, and when id done photoshooting, i put it in my pocket. so im walking along the coast beside small posts with chain inbetween (know what im talkin about aye?) when my leg hits off one and i hear a small crack. immediately thinking "oh shit!!!" i pull the camera out of my pocket to find a lovely lovely crack impersonating a spiderweb across my screen and it doesn…