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Can u PM me please hun about Incision?

here! Here is mine.. Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at miss diddy's Christmas party. It was mr moo who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 89 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like poisen. I thought it was funny when I put CreamyC's plastic pants on my head and danced the river dance on the table while singing `Mother Fucker'. I didn't mean to break miss diddy's dildo and don't know why miss diddy would sue me for streaking. I don't remember calling david's wife a [censored] pig---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and green lipstick! …

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2 months 69 days 1656 hours 99381 minutes 5962867 seconds Until Christmas! just thought i'd tell you

Wot am i eating (to cheat go to the tidy trax forums)

and omg glazby did such a bangin set, i was so f*cked, and when he dropped "f*cking hostile" at the end i just almost died

So far I'm winning with this one

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my first post on gurn. i'm leaning towards "cunts"

Great, init.

I think i was about 6. I stole a bottle of Newcastle Brown from the fridge and did the lot in, all i remember is being really ill and really dizzy!

Does it mean you have 14 years bad luck, or is it still the same 7?

Whats the weirdest place/destination: Youve been sucked off in?? Youve sucked someone off in?? Just one of my thoughts when i was on the bus today.

how fuckin annoyin is it when u just miss a call and its a withheld number!!

Take a look at this link!! Britney!!

Its all fairly unrandom and as for the bollox wheres it gone.

er... what the fuk is it? i can see why your smiling in this pic... forcing poor zippy to give you head!! thats terrible!

licky smily gone what bastard took it away bring the bitch back

ther sooo [censored] anoying ice cream is soooo muc hyummer & mc chicken sarnies from maccy d's mmmm yum yum i dont now how iv lived wivout them

I have a jumper labeled 'playsport' and a nike sock that managed to stray their way into my case.... belong to anyone?

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Looks like i might be coming to Sundissential Brum on sat then going to Flashback straight after!

just been searching for new tunes for next weeks toast dj compo final.... managed to spend 130quid on tunage :-/ [censored] postage+vat added on another wedge ontop of that!! djing is too expensive :-( still, nu energy and imo have never let me down so its all good :-D

Every time I see your name, it looks like "breastwood". Please leave.

anyone been fighting? anyone been shagging? who went home early? anyone been a mardi biatch/bastard all weekend? anyone cant remember a thing about it? everyone feel like kack? anyone swear they are not ever touching drugs again? please enlighten me

I have never realised untill now, that this smiley has your name written all over it... Uncanny !

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