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got my digital camera on wednesday morning - fantastic, its an amazing piece of technology and i love it! by thursday evening, ive gone and broken the freakin screen on it! i am so upset! i took it with me while walkin the dog, and got some nice shots i must say which still downloaded onto my pc anyway no bother, and when id done photoshooting, i put it in my pocket. so im walking along the coast beside small posts with chain inbetween (know what im talkin about aye?) when my leg hits off one and i hear a small crack. immediately thinking "oh shit!!!" i pull the camera out of my pocket to find a lovely lovely crack impersonating a spiderweb across my screen and it doesn…

FUCKIN MARVELLOUS!!! I've got a burst pipe in my flat, and its BEFORE the stop tap so I cant turn it off. Called out the plumber and he cant turn it off from the street so I'm sitting here waiting on Anglian Water to come and see what they can do with it. Good thing is its downstairs and everything I own is upstairs but I can hear it hissing away and my hallway carpet is soaking and the floorboards are ruined. Oh, I love the joys of summer. Hope this doesnt fuck me up for DV.

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand. Here comes the important part . 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks h…

SHAME ACADEMY On the sunday of Tidy Weekender 8, me and Dj Newtzy are holding a once in a lifetime 80's karaoke bonanza at our chalet, there will be a full range of songs,ranging from Madonna 2 Bucks Fizz, basically there will be songs 2 suit everyones taste. Full lighting, sound system and karaoke equipment will be provided also smoke machine will be in place to make you feel like ya really on a stage signing ya heart out. Dress Code for the day, please make every effort 2 look like an 80s pop star! (no doc martins or bomber jackets, leave your Vespa & Lambretta at home as parking will not be provided) R.O.A.R The best singer of the day w…

come out of your bum whole? I was so drunk last night i could have eaten a penny, and i have just had a poo. After flushing the loo, there is a penny in the bottom of the pan! Do you think i may have poo'ed some money!?

jus thoght id drop in and say hi seen as im new n all tha ats everyone doing this weekend

Went out this weekend stomping away in a club aLL weekend shouting at me top of me voice to the tunes come on ! Then i left the club and relised i could only screatch and have lost me bloody voice not good and still cant !! Then i went and got sunburn red bit but i had a tshirt on so i look rong !! lol

how do dude's and dudette's?

For me its got to be "Brass Eye" from Chris Morris. Basically if you aint watched it, you aint lived! What do you reckon is the funniest?

looks like its just u and me in hear, people will start talking hehehe hope ya ok hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Happy Birthday < only pop atm

Give me the good news!!!!!!!!

daves weekender

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

ive adopted a pet chicken shes white

Can any of you suckers suggest how I can download any mixes fron the R1 site without them sounding 'Tinny' ? Experts ? There are a few good sets I want to down load to my MD but when I try download them they sound Tinny as feck. I've been tuned in to their Live from Magaluf all evening and it's good, and I want it, but when downloading from their site it's all 'tinny'.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Loving that family tree email dude! lmao

I think youll like this mix www.get-trashed.co.uk/DontStepOnTheAdidas.mp3

anyway any one had them done and is it any good i usualy dont belive in plam reading and crap but tarot cards intrest me so any one think ther any good or had em done plz let me know been thinking about getting mine done my friends mum had hers done and alot of strange coincedentil(sp) stuff was said

What is the point of silent letters in words? If its not gonna be used, then why have it there? Words like lamb, tsunami, queue, knock and loads of others just seem to be a waste. And also...why put 2 letters together to make them have the same sound as 1 letter on its own??? Ph instead of F...I mean WHY BOTHER????? I love the English language, it makes life so unpredictable

has anyone ever tried them? What do they taste like? How do you cook /prepare them?

I am looking for House DJs to play in Doncaster. DJs of the following styles please PM/e-mail dan@clubpush.com for the address to send your CD and biog: .House .Funky House .US House .Deep House .Tech House .Progressive House .French House .Acid House .Jazz House .Latin House .Old Skool .Electro .Breaks regards dan

Just heard of a new one that most antivirus cant find it only gets into copys of XP so if you have a coppied disk of XP it may be on there it gets onto the disk befor you even go on the net

At Bushy's recommendation I'm dropping by here to introduce myself. My name is Jonathan Schippers. I'm a DJ/Producer from NYC. I'll be stopping by from time to time to say hello and see whats happening. I also dropped a link to a recent mix in the DJ mixes forum in case anyone is interested! -DJ Jonathan Schippers NISE MUSIC

just had a hooooje clear out & come across my wedding dress & veil, cant decide weather i should sell it or not i know it shouldnt (and doesnt) mean anything to me anymore as i am now divorced but there is something telling me not to do it...... its not worth a great deal, it only cost me £350 but i think its the sentimental side thats stopping me

hes looking a bit 'rough', hes 9 years old & never had one so thought id treat him to a bit of pampering. his long hair is getting on my nerves & blocking up the hoover im begining to think i might regret it & he will look like a coffured poodle (hes a welsh border collie/sheepdog) anyone else had there pooch pampered before?.........im nervous

i have just microwaved a teddy meet buddie.......... hes a microwaveable heated bear that has lavender & wheat beads in, really cool & great for kids that are ill (like my son that has an ear infection at the mo), but i feel so guilty everytime i 'nuke' him