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bowl salad from tesco's. how much [censored] tuna is there in it?! sure it's more than b4. feel like i ought to be putting my * in there.

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..what colour sugar is in this bag..

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Who the bloke on the right ???

Who the bloke on the right ???

Who the bloke on the right ???

.... bored are James & Maria today If I knew how to do a poll I would ... but I don't Not complaining either keep it up

Just thought id start a post that should get people going and some serious debating going on. So come on who is better Men or Women??? What are the advantages of being a man or a women??? Personally id go for men cause we can wee standing up and we are higher in the food chain!!! [ 15 August 2002, 10:41: Message edited by: HouseWhore ]

Just thought id start a post that should get people going and some serious debating going on. So come on who is better Men or Women??? What are the advantages of being a man or a women??? Personally id go for men cause we can wee standing up and we are higher in the food chain!!! [ 15 August 2002, 10:41: Message edited by: HouseWhore ]

in light of the usual "what have you done today" posts, i thought i would spice it up a bit, by asking you, "what have you not done today?" Today, i have not had anything substantial to eat.

I went to a deli yesterday morning, and asked for a mushroom omlette. The wierd guy behing the counter leant over and whispered, "I'll tell you what... I'll make you a MAGIC mushroom omlette!" I ate it all and frankly thought it was [censored]. Then I decided to walk back home. Whilst walking through a nice part of Newcastle, I suddenly realised that the people there have FAR too much money... they treat their pets like children! No joke, I actually saw a poodle in an electric wheelchair going towards the vets! There was a sun visor on the front of the wheelchair and everything... fuckin ridiculous! And then, it drove it down an alleyway, and five minutes late…

hello every1 - i know this is a FAO post but id like to dump it in the popular forum just a quick question DJSG - Who the hell r u - coming fresh from the CTW outside world into our little community SLAGGIN off the honourable (yet argumentative Claire DC) and saying ure good in bed - u must shag EVERY bloke and woman on this site b4 ur allowed to make that sorta claim!!!! May i please be the first to shag u, we all think that Blu should get sloppy seconds too !!!!!

hello every1 - i know this is a FAO post but id like to dump it in the popular forum just a quick question DJSG - Who the hell r u - coming fresh from the CTW outside world into our little community SLAGGIN off the honourable (yet argumentative Claire DC) and saying ure good in bed - u must shag EVERY bloke and woman on this site b4 ur allowed to make that sorta claim!!!! May i please be the first to shag u, we all think that Blu should get sloppy seconds too !!!!!

hello every1 - i know this is a FAO post but id like to dump it in the popular forum just a quick question DJSG - Who the hell r u - coming fresh from the CTW outside world into our little community SLAGGIN off the honourable (yet argumentative Claire DC) and saying ure good in bed - u must shag EVERY bloke and woman on this site b4 ur allowed to make that sorta claim!!!! May i please be the first to shag u, we all think that Blu should get sloppy seconds too !!!!!

READ THIS POST YOU CUNT. IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE.

I wanna do an online course in web design. Does anyone know anywhere apart from the OU who have already enroled for this Oct

go on then, comments and whinges to me...... i can take it!! apologies to: crill, maria and dave e but i will send cds to you 3 asap as i have been in and out of hospital. ( stomach problems again folks..... )

Personally CreamyC is the funniest of the lot cause he wont tell us what the C stands for and how he got it, it leaves it to the imagination. it could be Creamy Cum creamy C$*T creamy Crackers creamy Cat creamy Cock Creamy car Jus basically any C in the dictionary, so who do you think has the funniest usernames and if you can think of any more names for creamy please state!!!

Thanx.

Hi Ed, how are you? long time no see and all that! what u up2 these days?

going now, spk too u all next week hopefully. LETSSSSS AVEEEE ITTTTTTTT

Jus out of interest if you could go clubbing anywere around the world were would you go??? Would it be somewhere hot cold on a beach or in a forest??? Personally for me id fancy goin somewhere like thailand, japan or australia cause the seem like interseting places and ive read some interesting things in clubbing magazines about the raves the have!!!

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes. "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "OK" replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!" A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid. "Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes…

right i have a spare tkt and reckon its a waste of my £100 if no one buys it sooo if anyone wants it and can pay the £30 name change on the day its urs...... its better someone has some fun than no one at all!! first come first served call me - suzy - on 07765838347 of course if u can afford it any donation towards tkt cost wud b very much appreciated as am totally broke at the mo