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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

ive adopted a pet chicken shes white

Can any of you suckers suggest how I can download any mixes fron the R1 site without them sounding 'Tinny' ? Experts ? There are a few good sets I want to down load to my MD but when I try download them they sound Tinny as feck. I've been tuned in to their Live from Magaluf all evening and it's good, and I want it, but when downloading from their site it's all 'tinny'.

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Loving that family tree email dude! lmao

I think youll like this mix www.get-trashed.co.uk/DontStepOnTheAdidas.mp3

anyway any one had them done and is it any good i usualy dont belive in plam reading and crap but tarot cards intrest me so any one think ther any good or had em done plz let me know been thinking about getting mine done my friends mum had hers done and alot of strange coincedentil(sp) stuff was said

What is the point of silent letters in words? If its not gonna be used, then why have it there? Words like lamb, tsunami, queue, knock and loads of others just seem to be a waste. And also...why put 2 letters together to make them have the same sound as 1 letter on its own??? Ph instead of F...I mean WHY BOTHER????? I love the English language, it makes life so unpredictable

has anyone ever tried them? What do they taste like? How do you cook /prepare them?

I am looking for House DJs to play in Doncaster. DJs of the following styles please PM/e-mail dan@clubpush.com for the address to send your CD and biog: .House .Funky House .US House .Deep House .Tech House .Progressive House .French House .Acid House .Jazz House .Latin House .Old Skool .Electro .Breaks regards dan

Just heard of a new one that most antivirus cant find it only gets into copys of XP so if you have a coppied disk of XP it may be on there it gets onto the disk befor you even go on the net

At Bushy's recommendation I'm dropping by here to introduce myself. My name is Jonathan Schippers. I'm a DJ/Producer from NYC. I'll be stopping by from time to time to say hello and see whats happening. I also dropped a link to a recent mix in the DJ mixes forum in case anyone is interested! -DJ Jonathan Schippers NISE MUSIC

just had a hooooje clear out & come across my wedding dress & veil, cant decide weather i should sell it or not i know it shouldnt (and doesnt) mean anything to me anymore as i am now divorced but there is something telling me not to do it...... its not worth a great deal, it only cost me £350 but i think its the sentimental side thats stopping me

hes looking a bit 'rough', hes 9 years old & never had one so thought id treat him to a bit of pampering. his long hair is getting on my nerves & blocking up the hoover im begining to think i might regret it & he will look like a coffured poodle (hes a welsh border collie/sheepdog) anyone else had there pooch pampered before?.........im nervous

i have just microwaved a teddy meet buddie.......... hes a microwaveable heated bear that has lavender & wheat beads in, really cool & great for kids that are ill (like my son that has an ear infection at the mo), but i feel so guilty everytime i 'nuke' him

til I get back from Cuba that is. So all those of you who got excited when you saw the topic And to the rest of ya, have good 11 days or whatever it is til I'm back and I shall see y'all then at Global, weather and ticket availability permitting.

Is it an overreaction to the 7/7 events? Or do we take the view that it's gotta be pretty serious to evacuate a city centre on a saturday night?

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just had the best fcking row ever with one of our suppliers apparently im not important enough to talk too!!!! Does the bitch not realise pissing off the people who send them work isnt a good idea Just had a full blown 10 minute hurl of abuse at her, ive never been that unproffesional in my life but god she deserves it, even my MD has just said carry on she needs to hear it oops well there u go my monday morning report lmao

A farmer had about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wanted chicks. So, he went down the road to the next farm and asked the farmer if he had a rooster to sell. "Yep, I've got this great rooster I call Sam. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Sam cost $3,000, but the farmer decided he'd be worth it. The farmer took Sam home, and gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun." Sam seemed to understand, took off for the hen house, and nailed every hen, three or f…

already!! god im organised this year - its ace im well please with it

anyone got any ideas???????????? or shall i just make certificates lol

I have to go on a 3 day BTEC course in casino management and operations. Its the first 3 days of a 9 day thing. Got another 3 days to attend in october and then the last 3 in feb next year. I dont wanna go, cant be arsed. I know its gonna be boring. If I dont go though, I'll probably get a bollocking from my boss.

Calling all dance music lovers!! July see's the first issue of a brand new FREE magazine BASS INSTINCT! Issue one which is out 20/07/05 will include exclusive interviews with Hard Dance legend PAUL GLAZBY, underground Hardstyler M-ZONE, hard Techno don ROLAND THE BASTARD and RADIO 1's new resident KUTSKI Aswell we will be covering GK's GLOBAL GATHERING, CREAMFIELD'S where TARA REYNOLDS and PLUMP DJ'S talk about there festival highs and lows and Wales very own Wakeboarding festival WAKESTOCK. The first issue will also include interviews/news with up n coming dj's/producers ALED MANN, and promoters ELEVATE, THE CLINIC News sections, Label spot lights …

Hey guys !

I fucking miss you. I see you're looking fitter then before. You were and ARE the best. By the way, I am in disguise. I cannot reveal my identity in fear of shamefully being burned to death.

Just got up on this lovely day I've decided it's about time I sorted MSN out so if anyone would like to PM me their MSN addys that would be sweet as that nut

had so much fucking trouble booking tickets before than booking the TW8 tickets, all sorted now thank fuck, well i hope so anyway, cheers for the cash kate, will let u know on the progress of it all

How fcking annoying are people who talk like theyve got a marrow up their arse and a plum in their mouth!! Jesus talk properly!! What voices and accents and things about people really really annoy you